Sergei Quotes in Eraser (1996)

[explosions rock the building]

Sergei: It seems your friend has arrived.

Lee: I'll enjoy introducing him to you.

Sergei: [to Daggenhurst] If we cannot trust each other, how can we bring back Cold War together?

Sergei: Why so gloomy? Is better than being butcher.

Boris 'The Butcher' Blavasky: I like being butcher. You know exactly who you are killing. And why.

[cocks the gun]

[last lines]

Charlie: Nice Throw

[last lines]

Sergei: Nice Catch

Sergei: Sergei is hungry.

Miss Ungermeyer: So is Miss Ungermeyer.

[as Paolo leaves the stage after being exposed as a fraud, he is confronted by his bodyguard Sergei]

Sergei: Lizzie McGuire is nice girl, you tried to hurt her?

Paolo: Get off me, Sergei. You work for me!

Sergei: Not anymore, I quit!

[the reporters and photographers surround Paolo]

Sergei: Paolo cannot sing music. Now he must face music.

Sergei: Don't turn around. Don't look at me. It's Sergio. Your Sergio. How much time has gone by? You're more beautiful than ever. I thought you were convinced that I was dead. How many years? 40? 42? How old were you?

Isabella de la Fontaine: Maybe 16 years old?

Sergei: 18, I think.

Isabella de la Fontaine: I was 15.

Sergei: You were my child bride.

Isabella de la Fontaine: We really were husband and wife

Sergei: [I remember] *not translated in subtitles*

Isabella de la Fontaine: And then - You left for Moscow on our wedding night.

Sergei: We were Communists. Remember?

Isabella de la Fontaine: You were a Communist. I was only 14 years old.

Sergei: [Peter is dancing in the cheerleader outfit when Sergei enters] Here's a guess... you're the naughty cheerleader?

Peter Rothner: There's a girl in here, ok?

Sergei: Really?

Peter Rothner: Sergei, I am not a...

Milly Grady: [More partygoers enter, stunned at Peter in the outfit] Uh, you can keep the outfit.

[First lines]

Sergei: [speaking Russian] Pyotr, smotri! Bystro! Vot Liverpool!

[Peter, look! Quick! There's Liverpool!]

[music is playing too loud, so the Neighbour starts banging on the door. Simon opens the door]

Neighbour: Listen to me, you asshole, if you don't turn off you damn music, I'll kill you myself!

[Simon pulls out a gun]

Neighbour: Hey, look, man, chill! Don't do it!

[Simon pushes the Neighbour into a small store-room and shoots him four times. A moment later Sergei watches him returning]

Sergei: Who was that at the door?

Simon: Ah, nobody.

[In pas de deux class]

Sergei: I am your slave.

Eva Rodriguez: I'd believe it more if you weren't staring at your fucking reflection when you said it.

Instructor: If someone wants to hear profanity, Miss Rodriguez, they can take a subway. They don't need to spend sixty dollars on a ballet ticket.

[to Sergei]

Instructor: Though she has a point.

Eva: So, you know the story with this Maureen chick?

Sergei: You're living with Maureen? Oh, good luck.

Eva: Big time bitch?

Sergei: Biggest time.

Robert: What is a 'bastard'?

Sergei: A person who breaks into other people's conversations.

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