Sergeant Simon Quotes in Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Sergeant Simon: Name.

Mario: Mario.

Sergeant Simon: Last name.

Mario: Mario.

Sergeant Simon: And you?

Luigi: Luigi.

Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi?

Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.

Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?

Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

Sergeant Simon: Nobody touches President Koopa.

Luigi: [rubbing his eyes in pain] But he said he was...

King Koopa: -One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?

Sergeant Simon: Sir? Sir!

King Koopa: What is it?

Sergeant Simon: The Goombas are dancing again.

King Koopa: [enraged] Deal with it!