Sergeant Rizzo Quotes in Armed and Dangerous (1986)

[Frank and Norman exit the porno bookstore disguised as a transvestite and leather man respectively when they run into the bad cops looking for them; Frank and Norman freeze]

Sergeant Rizzo: What are you looking at you schmucks?

[Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters]

Frank Dooley: [mimicking 'Divine'] Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles.

Sergeant Rizzo: Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer.

Norman Kane: [falsetto voice] Oh, don't mine him. He gets so frisky every time he sees a badge.

Frank Dooley: What are you doing later on tonight?

Sergeant Rizzo: Take a walk you jerks!

Norman Kane: [to Frank] Come on, let's trot.

Frank Dooley: Why can't you look this good?

Norman Kane: Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us.

Sergeant Rizzo: [shoves Frank and Norman] Move it!

Frank Dooley: Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!

Sergeant Rizzo: Leave me alone! I'm only a kid!