Sergeant Harry Wells Quotes in Dog Soldiers (2002)

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Sergeant Harry Wells Quotes:

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.

  • [Cooper tries to push Wells' intestines back into his stomach]

    Sergeant Harry Wells: My guts are out Coop!

    Cooper: We'll just put 'em back in then!

    Sergeant Harry Wells: They're not gonna fucking fit!

    Cooper: Of course they'll fit, man!

  • Cooper: [quote is a reference to The Matrix] Where's Spoon?

    Sergeant Harry Wells: There is no Spoon.

  • [Seeing his own intestines hanging out]

    Sergeant Harry Wells: Sausages.

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: I just didn't make it out this time, that's all. When I signed my life away on that dotted line, I fucking meant it. I am a *professional soldier*.

  • [Cooper is trying to stitch up Wells's wounds]

    Sergeant Harry Wells: Cooper, knock me out. HIT ME.

    [Cooper hits him]

    Sergeant Harry Wells: I said knock me out, you fuckin' pussy.

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: I am not breaking radio silence just cos' you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow.

  • [indicating his rapidly healed stomach wound]

    Sergeant Harry Wells: You cannot tell me that is fucking normal.

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: Shiv the cunt!

  • [Wells trapped in the toilet by attacking werewolves]

    Cooper: Sarge. Sarge?

    Sergeant Harry Wells: I'M IN THE KHAZI.

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: [referring to the possibility that he is now a werewolf] With Ryan it onlt took a couple of hours mate. It's a full moon. I don't know, maybe it's like when you need to take a piss or something, I don't know. When you gotta go, you gotta fucking go.

    Cooper: Yea, well maybe it's more like needing a shite. Just cos you need one doesn't mean you drop your kegs and pinch one off. Anyway, fuck Ryan. Shifty bastard could've been one of those things from the start.

  • [Drunk, having been given whiskey as a pain killer]

    Sergeant Harry Wells: Absolutely fucking top fucking bollocks!

  • Cooper: You all right?

    Sergeant Harry Wells: Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm peachy, mate.

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: Now listen up, I wanna make this quick, and to the point, 'cos just like you all I want to do is get home, jump into a warm bed with a nice hot woman and watch the footy.

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: Probably some joker who didn't want Joe to hear the footy results.

    Joe: Laugh? I nearly shat.

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: Open your mouth, watch your ears, mind your toes!

  • [to Ryan who has just unveiled that he had used Wells' unit as bait to capture a werewolf]

    Sergeant Harry Wells: [Hits him] They were MY men!

    Cooper: Get up you shit. You know what we can do. Give us a fightin' chance!

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: [drunk] Is it your birthday, Coop?

    Cooper: No, mate.

    Sergeant Harry Wells: Is it my birthday? Hey, hey!

  • Sergeant Harry Wells: [finishing the 'Eddie Oswald' story] So you could say that Eddie was right, Satan did indeed save his skin, just not all of it. Or you could say that Eddie was just unlucky. Either way, it taught me to keep a very open mind. Boom. Boom.

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