Sergeant Downy Quotes in W.M.D. (2013)

Sergeant Downy: It don't Gitmo better than this mutter fucker!

Captain Hank Garrison: Okay. So um... On three Jump off.

Private First Class Riggs: Whoa. Hang on. Hang on. What am I doing?

Captain Hank Garrison: You're the "jump off" part.

Sergeant Downy: May I should - I will pull him off. I will pull him this way.

Private First Class Riggs: No, no - I don't know if - No. I don't think that's gonna...

Sergeant Downy: No, I've done it before. It's okay.

Captain Hank Garrison: No, let him jerk you off. He'll get off on it.

Sergeant Downy: Come on, it will give you a little momentum. Pull you off. Come on.

Private First Class Riggs: Jesus Christ.

Captain Hank Garrison: Alrighty. On the count of three. You wanna count?

Sergeant Downy: Yeah, maybe you should count to three.

Captain Hank Garrison: But you have to ask yourself, "is this where you wanna fuckin' die?"

Private First Class Riggs: I'm not gonna count.

Sergeant Downy: He can't count to three. Come on. You count.

Captain Hank Garrison: No, I'm swinging. Count of three. Your count...

Private First Class Riggs: I'm not gonna count.

Sergeant Downy: Let me count it out.

Captain Hank Garrison: You count to three.

Sergeant Downy: Okay I'll count. Come on.

Captain Hank Garrison: On three. It's ON three. So it's, "One. Two. And then go." Right? "One. Two. Go."

Sergeant Downy: On three. Ready? Okay? One. Two. Three!

Captain Hank Garrison: Mister President, you are being held prisoner.

The President: By who?

Captain Hank Garrison: Really?

Sergeant Downy: By us dumb ass!

Sergeant Downy: Sorry Steve.

Sergeant Downy: KFC. Bigger targets there.