Sergeant Calhoun Quotes in Wreck-It Ralph (2012)


Sergeant Calhoun Quotes:

  • Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!

  • Sergeant Calhoun: Do you know what the first rule of Hero's Duty is, soldier?

    Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?

  • Sergeant Calhoun: All right, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself! It's "make your mamas proud" time!

    Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mamma!

  • [from trailer]

    Sergeant Calhoun: "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!

  • Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.

  • Sergeant Calhoun: Your face is still red, you might want to hit it with your hammer again.

    Fix-It Felix: Oh, that ain't blunt force trauma, ma'am. It's just the honeyglow in my cheeks. You know, you are one dynamite gal.

    Calhoun's Fiancee: [At the artillery range] You know, you are one dynamite gal.

    [On a date]

    Calhoun's Fiancee: You are one dynamite gal.

    [At a park]

    Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal.


    Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal.

    [At the wedding]

    Calhoun's Fiancee: Dynamite gal.

    [the cy-bug bursts in and kills him]

    Sergeant Calhoun: NOOOOO!

    [stops the ship]

    Sergeant Calhoun: Get out!

    Fix-It Felix: But... all I said is that you're a dynamite gal.

    Sergeant Calhoun: I said get out!

    [Felix disembarks and Calhoun flies off alone]

  • Sour Bill: Now I remember.

    [walking up to Vanellope]

    Sour Bill: All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, Princess Vanellope.

    Taffyta Muttonfudge: I remember, she's our princess!

    Candlehead: Oh, that's right!

    Taffyta Muttonfudge: We are *so* sorry about the way we treated you!

    Rancis Fluggerbutter: Yeah, those were... jokes!

    Candlehead: [whining] I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!

    Vanellope von Schweetz: Tut, tut. As your merciful princess, I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.

    Sugar Rush Racers: *What?* No, no, no, please...

    Fix-It Felix: Oh, my land!

    Sergeant Calhoun: Oh! This place just got interesting.

    Taffyta Muttonfudge: [crying] I don't want to die!

    Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah, I'm just kidding.

    Taffyta Muttonfudge: You are?

    Vanellope von Schweetz: Stop crying, Taffyta.

    Taffyta Muttonfudge: [eyes streaming] I'm trying, but... it won't stop!

  • Sergeant Calhoun: This is it, ladies! The kitten whispers and tickle fights end now!

  • Sergeant Calhoun: The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.

  • Fix-It Felix: [goggles at Calhoun] Look at that high definition. Your face... it's AMAZING!

    Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.

  • [Vanellope is trapped in Sugar Rush, as the Cy-Bugs overrun it]

    Vanellope von Schweetz: It's okay, Ralph.

    Sergeant Calhoun: All right, Fix-It, that's everyone, now we've got to blow this exit!

    [alarmed, Ralph looks at Vanellope]

    Vanellope von Schweetz: Just go. Go without me.

  • Surge Protector: Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, then he went barreling down into that sweet little game like a crazy person.

    Sergeant Calhoun: "Sugar Rush." Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chickenhawk in a coop of crippled roosters.

    Fix-It Felix: What was that now?

    Sergeant Calhoun: What are you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle!

    [Felix looks at her blankly]

    Sergeant Calhoun: Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is?

    Fix-It Felix: I can't say that I do, ma'am.

    Sergeant Calhoun: Cy-Bugs are like a virus. They don't know they're in a game. All they know is eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they'll consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they'll stop there?

    Fix-It Felix: Yes!

    Sergeant Calhoun: Wrong! Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they'll invade every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Kohut, my cruiser!

    Fix-It Felix: Jeepers! Is she always this intense?

    Kohut: It's not her fault. She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. The one day she didn't do a perimeter check, her wedding day.

  • [from trailer]

    Sergeant Calhoun: Who in the holy hot cakes are YOU?

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