Serge Quotes in Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

Serge: [Serge is having trouble understanding/pronouncing Axel's first name] Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her...

Axel Foley: No, *Axel* Foley. Axel.

Serge: Achnell...? Achwell...

Axel Foley: *Axel*.

Serge: ...Foley is here to see her, he's an old acquaintance.

Serge: [taking notice to Axel's interest in the artwork] I see you look at this piece.

Axel Foley: Yeah. I was wondering how much something like this went for.

Serge: One hundred and thirty thousand dollar.

Axel Foley: Get the fuck out of here!

Serge: [laughing] No, I cannot! It's serious! Because it's very important piece.

Axel Foley: Have you ever sold one of these?

Serge: [proudly] Sell it yesterday to a collector.

Axel Foley: Get the fuck out of here!

Serge: No! I'm serious! I sell it myself!

Serge: Achwell, try to say Serge. It's not so difficult. Surge? Sounds like a detergent.

Axel: Get the fuck outta here.

Serge: No I cannot.

Igor: [getting off circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.

Serge: No, no, no, Igor, YOU stay and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.

Igor: Nien! Monkeys watch YOU; I GET COFFEE!

Serge: [Later, drinking coffee] You know, I think coffee is better in St. Petersburg.

Igor: No, it is better in Kiev.

Serge: No; is better in St. Petersburg.

Igor: NOTHING is better in St. Petersburg!

Cool Cat: Why did you want to paint the wall?

Jamie: Because nobody loves us. We take other people's thing so they know that we were there.

Serge: Nobody cares for us. That's why we do it.

Cool Cat: No, you've got it all wrong. That's not the truth. The truth is: There're a lot of people that love you and care for you. I know it because I love you. I'm Cool Cat and I love all kids.

Serge: A heart that sighs has not what its desire.

[giving advice to Stéphane in a ski dream]

Serge: Stéphane, talk with the heart!

Martine: Yeah, be gentle!

Guy: Fuck her!

Serge: Guy is making me smell the sperm!

Serge: It's one thing to be called fags, but to be called dykes is unacceptable.

Serge: We are still married, in the eyes of God.

Josephine: Then He must be blind.

Comte de Reynaud: [forcing Serge into the confessional] He is ready.

Père Henri: But confession must be made in the spirit of contrition.

Comte de Reynaud: [pulling open the curtain] You, have you come in the spirit of contrition?

Serge: Contrition... yes contrition,

Comte de Reynaud: [shutting curtain] He is ready.