Serge Quotes in Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Serge Quotes:
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Serge: [Serge is having trouble understanding/pronouncing Axel's first name] Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her...
Axel Foley: No, *Axel* Foley. Axel.
Serge: Achnell...? Achwell...
Axel Foley: *Axel*.
Serge: ...Foley is here to see her, he's an old acquaintance.
-- Serge -
Serge: [taking notice to Axel's interest in the artwork] I see you look at this piece.
Axel Foley: Yeah. I was wondering how much something like this went for.
Serge: One hundred and thirty thousand dollar.
Axel Foley: Get the fuck out of here!
Serge: [laughing] No, I cannot! It's serious! Because it's very important piece.
Axel Foley: Have you ever sold one of these?
Serge: [proudly] Sell it yesterday to a collector.
Axel Foley: Get the fuck out of here!
Serge: No! I'm serious! I sell it myself!
-- Serge -
Serge: Achwell, try to say Serge. It's not so difficult. Surge? Sounds like a detergent.
-- Serge -
Axel: Get the fuck outta here.
Serge: No I cannot.
-- Serge -
Igor: [getting off circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.
Serge: No, no, no, Igor, YOU stay and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.
Igor: Nien! Monkeys watch YOU; I GET COFFEE!
Serge: [Later, drinking coffee] You know, I think coffee is better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: No, it is better in Kiev.
Serge: No; is better in St. Petersburg.
Igor: NOTHING is better in St. Petersburg!
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Cool Cat: Why did you want to paint the wall?
Jamie: Because nobody loves us. We take other people's thing so they know that we were there.
Serge: Nobody cares for us. That's why we do it.
Cool Cat: No, you've got it all wrong. That's not the truth. The truth is: There're a lot of people that love you and care for you. I know it because I love you. I'm Cool Cat and I love all kids.
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Serge: A heart that sighs has not what its desire.
-- Serge -
[giving advice to Stéphane in a ski dream]
Serge: Stéphane, talk with the heart!
Martine: Yeah, be gentle!
Guy: Fuck her!
-- Serge -
Serge: Guy is making me smell the sperm!
-- Serge -
Serge: It's one thing to be called fags, but to be called dykes is unacceptable.
-- Serge -
Serge: We are still married, in the eyes of God.
Josephine: Then He must be blind.
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Comte de Reynaud: [forcing Serge into the confessional] He is ready.
Père Henri: But confession must be made in the spirit of contrition.
Comte de Reynaud: [pulling open the curtain] You, have you come in the spirit of contrition?
Serge: Contrition... yes contrition,
Comte de Reynaud: [shutting curtain] He is ready.
-- Serge
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Characters on Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
- Axel Foley
- Beverly Hills Cop #1
- Beverly Hills Cop #2
- Detective Rosewood
- Sergeant Taggart
- Police Chief Hubbard
- Lieutenant Bogomil
- Jenny Summers
- Inspector Douglas Todd
- Jeffery
- Detective McCabe
- Detective Foster
- Victor Maitland
- Strip Club Holdup Man #1
- Detroit Cop #3
- Bonded Warehouse Clerk #1
- Bonded Warehouse Night Supervisor
- Bonded Warehouse Security Guard
- Cigarette Buyer