Serena Quotes in Amazons and Gladiators (2001)

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  • Serena: If you hurt any more slaves or Amazons, or I hear about any more women being abused, then I shall return and kill you all!"

  • Serena: [Seeing Louie's heart-shaped cloud] It's beautiful.

    Boyd: Okay, okay, what does it say?

    Serena: It says that Louie is mine, and I am his, forever.

    Boyd: [Angrily, to Louie] So you can talk now, huh? Well, let's see what you have to say without your horn!

    [Attacks Louie and knocks his horn into the water]

    Louie: No! My voice!

    Boyd: Haha, there goes your love call, songbird! Now get off my lake, and this time, don't come back!

    [They fight]

  • Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.

    Elle: Your scrunchie?

    Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.

    Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.

    Margot: Yeah... Luckily!

  • Serena: Oh look, there's Elle! Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.

    Margot: VOTE FOR ELLE!

    The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat!

  • Elle: I'm reading about the LSATs.

    Serena: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...

  • Emily: [talking about Andrea] I absolutely have no idea why Miranda hired her.

    Serena: Tell me about it. We were in the Beauty Department and she held up this Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said "What is this?"

    Emily: [laughing] I just knew that when the first moment I saw her, she was going to be a complete and utter disas...

    [Andrea walks in with a new outfit]

    Andy Sachs: [answering the phone] Miranda Priestly's office... No, she's not in right now but I'll leave word... OK, thanks. Bye.

    Emily: [shocked by Andrea's new look] How... Are you wearing the Ch...

    Andy Sachs: Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

    Serena: You look good.

    [Emily's mad about what Serena said]

    Serena: What? She does...

    Emily: Oh, shut up, Serena.

  • Emily: This is her, the new me.

    Serena: I thought you were kidding.

  • Serena: Excuse me?

    [points out Charles's brother, who is talking to Charles in sign language]

    Serena: Who's the boy over there? In the grey?

    Matthew: Name's David.

    Serena: [watching David admiringly] He's something of a dish, isn't he.

    Matthew: I've always thought so.

    Serena: Why are they... why are they...?

    [mimicking the sign language]

    Matthew: Oh, the dish can't hear.

    Serena: Gosh...

    Matthew: Yeah. Silent, but deadly attractive.

  • [signing to David]

    Serena: I probably I'm naking tols of nistakes

  • Monty: Take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of salt.

    Serena: Yeah and take anything that he gives you with a shot of penicillin.

  • Serena: [talking to Monty] So... you know how when you're walking by a group of people, and you hear them laughing, you sometimes get that paranod, self- conscious feeling that maybe they're laughing about you, when they're really not? Well in your case, they really are.

    [blows kiss exasperatedly]

  • Serena: Have you talked to him about it?

    Amy: No, I'm playing hard to get.

    Serena: Oh, but haven't you slept with him like the past five nights?

    Amy: Well, not *real* hard to get.

  • Serena: [to Monty] The only real pleasure I ever got from having sex with you came from making fun of it later with my friends. Tell him, Amy.

    Amy: It's true, we laughed a lot at your expense.

    Serena: So you know how when your walking past a group of people, you hear them laughing, you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling? Maybe they're laughing about you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they really are.

    [blows kiss and walks away; long pause]

    Monty: God, I love her.

  • Monty: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin!

    Serena: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?

  • Natasha: Dean.

    Dean: What?

    Natasha: The old lady at Table 37 wants you to sing the birthday song for her grandson. His name is Timmy, and he's eight years old.

    Dean: [tosses a cake with Happy Birthday onto the counter from the box] I need birthday singers!

    Monty: Come on, people! We need birthday singers!

    Naomi: Fuck.

    Dean: [the gang walk toward Table 37, clapping and cheering. Dean holds out the cake and brings it to the table, spotting Timmy] There he is. There's the big winner.

    [sets the cake onto the table where Timmy is]

    Monty: [excitedly] Yeah!

    Dean: All right. Attention, guests! Today's a very special occasion. It's Timmy's eighth birthday! Big round of applause.

    [the guests cheer and applaud]

    Dean: He's earned it. He's got his whole life ahead of him. The sky's the limit.

    Dean: [singing] I don't know but I've been told.

    MontyAmyNaomiSerenaCalvin: [singing] Someone here is getting old!

    Dean: [singing, Timmy looks frightened] Good news is dessert is free.

    MontyAmyNaomiSerenaCalvin: [singing] Bad news is we sing off-key!

    Dean: [singing] Happy birthday...

    DeanMontyAmyNaomiSerenaCalvin: [point to Timmy, in unison] TO YOU!

    [Timmy starts crying in embarrassment, the waiters applaud and cheer. One of them holds up Timmy's arm and waves it in the air]

    Natasha: Look at the camera!

    [holding a camera]

    Dean: Picture time.

    [the camera snaps and we're revealed the photograph of all the waiters and Timmy posed for the picture, Timmy still cries in the background as this happens]

    Dean: All right. All right. Cry it off.

  • Homeless Man: Do you have a dream you would like me to interpret?

    Serena: Sorry, I don't sleep. Not to dream, anyway.

  • Serena: Life is too easy in Portland. People aren't tense enough.

    David: You make me tense.

  • Serena: Now, to solidify your place in Tau history, one final challenge: The Freak Fest. Take one and pass the hat. Written on each slip of paper you will see a type of person.

    [Sorority pledges start opening their drawn papers to read "cripple," "deaf dude" and "fat fuck"]

    Serena: Your Tau pledge mission? Find the freak, work your charms, and get him to declare his love for you.

    Jessica: [opening her paper to read "Muslim] I'm literally fucked!

    Amanda: What's so bad about that?

    Jessica: Hello. I'm a Jew! What'd you get?

    Jessica: [reading "fag" on Amanda's paper] Harsh.

    Serena: In three weeks we're having a party. Bring your dates and then, without mercy, dump them. You will prove to your sisters that you can survive in this world, that, if pushed, you can be as ruthless and disgusting as men.

  • Serena: I think you've taken none months to do about six months' work. But a few changes should greatly increase profitability.

    Buchanan: What did you find, wife or a partner?

    Pemberton: Both.

  • [Jane has just kissed Serena]

    Jane: Wait! I am so sorry. It will not happen again. I'm not gay just so you know.

    Serena: Well, I am.

    Jane: Oh.

    Serena: You thought I was straight?

    Jane: I just thought you were beautiful.

    Serena: A tourist checking out the scenery.

    Jane: No.

    Serena: Okay. But you're married and you think you're straight. So, let's just leave it there.

    Jane: Okay.

  • Q: [Taking photographs] Let's open your eyes a little bit more this time, OK? OK, wider. Open your eyes.

    Serena: I'm Asian, you idiot!

  • Grace: Hey, what are you doing? You two making out in there or what?

    Marie: You wish, you little tart!

    [Serena and Marie enter with more drinks]

    Grace: Thank God! Reinforcements!

    Serena: Oh, so you two are laying across each other like something out of a Madonna video and we're the ones making out in the kitchen? Sounds like someone's got transference issues.

    Grace: I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I'm fairly certain that when I sober up that I will be very offended.

    Saira: Let's just get on with the game!

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