Senex Quotes in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)

Senex: A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse.

Domina: That breeder woman, has she been thrown a mate yet?

Hysterium: Alas, she refuses just any slave. She demands to choose.

Senex: Choose? She'll breed and like it, like everyone. Well, almost everyone.

Pseudolus: [seeing his master, who has been seized and kissed by Philia] Sir! You're back!

Senex: She almost broke it!

Domina: A common flesh-peddler in the house next to ours, disgusting!

Senex: Disgraceful, all that revolting flesh. Just next door...

Senex: Son, if you're only as happy as your mother and I have been... my heart bleeds for you.