Security Installer Quotes in The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

Dreyfus: [Chief Inspector Dreyfus is talking on the phone while his portrait is hung over the newly-installed security system] Right.

Dreyfus: [Dreyfus hangs up] Are you finished yet?

Security Installer: Complete and operational.

Renard: Chief Inspector, your new system will monitor and record every word and every movement in this room.

Dreyfus: So, uh, if anyone breaks in, what happens?

Renard: Your office is linked to the elite Black Berets; they will be here in seconds.

Woman on intercom: [the intercom buzzes] Sir, Inspector Clouseau is here to see you.

Dreyfus: Send him in.

Renard: Clouseau?

Dreyfus: I have to appoint him to the Dream Team.

Renard: Clouseau?

Dreyfus: [stammers] Dont, don't ask, don't-...

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau enters Dreyfus's office] Good afternoon, Chief Inspector, I'm here with my report.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau's file folder gets caught up in his Medal of Honor ribbon; he pronounces the 'H' in honor instead of the usual silent 'H' French pronunciation] This darn Medal of Honor! You are so fortunate you never got one, Chief Inspector. You look so tidy having no honors or other forms of distinguishing décor.

Dreyfus: Why don't you wear it under your shirt; you know, out of sight?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Brilliant idea, Chief Inspector; that way, it won't clang around. Now, the parking ticket situation. Over the last 6 weeks, I've given out almost 4 parking tickets: one at the Musée, overtime, and one, you'll recall, to you, in violation of the bent license plate law.

Dreyfus: Yes, I recall.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: It's all there in the report.

Dreyfus: Fascinating! Well, I shall waste no time in reading it.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And just in case, I've deftly catalogued, numbered, and cross-referenced each offense here in my little black book.

Dreyfus: Now Clouseau, you remember... when I first put you on that parking ticket detail...

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes; you explained it was a top-level assignment.

Dreyfus: And that if anyone ever asked you if I was the one who had assigned you to this incredibly important mission, you would deny it?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau acts as though he was denying any involvement in the assignment] Why Chief Inspector, I don't even know what you are talking about.

Dreyfus: [Clouseau jokingly winks at Dreyfus in acknowledgement] Good work, Clouseau.