Security Guard #1 Quotes in Postal (2007)

[after knocking out a criminal and punching him on the ground]

Security Guard #1: I need backup!

Security Guard #1: [while punching an unconscious man with the help of two other security guards] More fucking backup!

Ryan Harrison: I'm not going to take it any longer. I'm going to fight back. I am going to prove that I am not guilty.

Security Guard #1: SHUT UP!

Ryan Harrison: No! I've been wrongfully accused.

[Guard hits Harrison with a baton]

Ryan Harrison: How dare you, sir?

Security Guard #1: How dare you?

Ryan Harrison: No, how dare you?

Security Guard #1: No, no, how dare you?

Ryan Harrison: How dare you "no, no" my "how dare you?

Security Guard #1: You dare to dare me?

Ryan Harrison: How dare you "how dare me", when I "how dare you?", you big pee-pee head!

Security Guard #1: *You* are the pee-pee head!

Ryan Harrison: Mr. Booger Lips! Ca-ca mouth!

Security Guard #2: We've been watching you from the moment you came in.

Security Guard #1: He looks like trouble.

Security Guard #2: Looks like a thief.

Security Guard #1: Wondering hands have deep pockets.

Security Guard #2: Children are always the worst.

Security Guard #1: You won't mind if we search you then? Mm?

Will Stanton: What?

Security Guard #2: Or perhaps you'd rather we call your parents? Let them know you're being investigated for shop lifting which is a criminal offense in this country.

Security Guard #1: That's right.

Security Guard #2: Don't waste our time, Will.

[in distorted voice]

Security Guard #2: Just give us the Sign.

Will Stanton: How do you know my name?

Security Guard #1: Give us the Sign, Will.

Security Guard #1: [to Will] Excuse me, Sir. I wonder if you wouldn't mind coming back with us?

Security Guard #2: Only we think you may have left the store without paying for an item.

[at the Callahan Institute]

Security Guard 1: Hey Lucy, good to see you again!

[Lucy walks by quietly]

Security Guard 1: What the hell's her problem?

Security Guard 2: She doesn't remember who you are, brah.

Security Guard 1: Oh yeah, I suck at this job!

Security Guard #1: [first lines - handing her an ID badge] Here ya go, miss.

Ro: Thank you.

Security Guard #2: Step through please. Open your laptop, please. I guess people take their computers with them everywhere now-a-days.

Ro: Security blanket...

Security Guard #2: Lucky blanket.

Security Guard #2: Say, Doc! What's the verdict? Is Jason gonna be gettin' up and walkin' around any time soon?

Security Guard #1: We really nailed that fucker.

Security Guard #2: He was nothing but a big old pussy anyway.

Security Guard 1: Don't make us put some pain on you!

Pinhead: Pain? How dare you use that word?

Security Guard 2: He's got... pins in his head.

Pinhead: What you think of as pain is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain