Secretary No. 1 Quotes in Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?

Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?

Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.

[takes telephone and dials number]

Kip: [making nachos on the other side of the line] Hi.

Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?

Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.

Napoleon Dynamite: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Kip: What do you need?

Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?

Kip: I'm really busy right now.

Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.

Kip: Why?

Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!

Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?

Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?

Kip: No.

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?

Kip: No, Napoleon.

Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!

Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.

Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!

Kip: See ya.

[Kip hangs up]

Napoleon Dynamite: Uh! Idiot!