Secretary Quotes in Jack Reacher (2012)

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Secretary Quotes:

  • Rodin: So... how do we find this Reacher?

    Emerson: Obviously, you don't find this guy unless he wants to be found.

    Secretary: [Knocks and enters the room] Excuse me, sir. There's a Jack Reacher here to see you.

  • [first lines]

    James Reece: [accepts printout] Thank you, Cindy.

    Secretary: Welcome...

    James Reece: [reading] African Aid Summit prep meeting with the Foreign Minister tomorrow at noon, Summit Conference on Wednesday, G8 Undersecretary conference dinner on Thursday, and a reception for the Secretary of State Friday, sir.

    Ambassador Bennington: Can't you see we have more urgent matters to consider, Reece?

    [moves his queen]

    James Reece: Of course, sir.

    [counter moves his queen]

    James Reece: Check.

    Ambassador Bennington: Must you always be so methodical?

    James Reece: Well that's what you pay me for, sir.

    Ambassador Bennington: And you're worth every penny. But that doesn't mean I'm just going to sit here and watch you copy Fischer's ambush on Spassky back in '72.

  • Secretary: [finding Melborne doing pushups in his office] Mr. Melborne, what are you doing down there?

    Melborne: Having a private heart attack!

  • Secretary: He entered the Reichskanzlei and almost captured Goering. He almost got hold of the plans for the V2.

    Aitken: Yes, I've heard him referred to as "Special Agent Almost".

  • [Professor Hobby asks Mecha, Secretary Sheila, what is love]

    Professor Hobby: Tell me. What is love?

    Secretary: Love is first widening my eyes a little bit... and quickening my breathing a little... and warming my skin and touching my...

    Professor Hobby: And so on. Exactly so. Thank you, Sheila.

    Professor Hobby: [the group claps] But I wasn't referring to sensuality stimulators. The word that I used was 'love.' Love like the love of a child for it's parents. I propose that we build a robot child who can love. A child robot who will genuinely love... the parent, or parents it imprints on... with a love that will never end.

    Supernerd: A child-substitute Mecha?

    Professor Hobby: But a Mecha with a mind, with neuronal feedback. You see, what I'm suggesting is that love will be the key... by which they acquire a kind of subconscious never before achieved. An inner world of metaphor, intuition, a self-motivated reasoning, of dreams.

  • [Professor Hobby stabs the Mecha, Secretary Sheila's hand in a demonstration, asking her what she feels]

    Professor Hobby: How did that make you feel? Angry? Shocked?

    Secretary: I don't understand.

    Professor Hobby: What did I do to your feelings?

    Secretary: [Secretary Sheila holds up her hand] You did it to my hand.

  • [describing her boss, Trader Hornee]

    Secretary: The e's are silent.

  • secretary: [On the intercom] I have a man on the line from Italy claiming he has photos of Jackie O

    Larry Flynt: Put him through

    Italian photohgrapher: [On the phone] Is this Mr. Flynt?

    Larry Flynt: Yeah this Mr. Flynt

    Italian photohgrapher: Listen, I was watching that damn island for four months and one the cabana door opens and out comes Jackie O with nothing on

    Larry Flynt: Are sure its Jackie O?

    Italian photohgrapher: Yeah sure

    Larry Flynt: What'd you see?

    Italian photohgrapher: You see absolutely everything and she's a good one this isn't a Mamie Eisenhower, a regular lady bird

    Larry Flynt: Oh my God, first pussy

  • Secretary: Is Mr. Langford expecting you?

    Rupert Pupkin: Yes, I don't think he is.

  • Secretary: Is he yours?

    James: Yeah, but they don't know who the real mother is yet.

  • Secretary: [Thunderbolt is working in a metal shop] You forgot to give me your Social Security number.

    John Doherty: What?

    Secretary: I said that you forgot to give me your Social Security number.

    John Doherty: Oh, I've forgotten it.

    Secretary: Forgotten it?... Ha ha!... Nobody ever forgets their number. Where you been workin'?

  • Hunt Stevenson: Hey, sugarpuss, what's cooking?

    Secretary: No, cooking... typing.

    Hunt Stevenson: Well, is your boss in?

    Secretary: Today not good day to see boss, man.

    [resorting to a book of quotes]

    Secretary: He between a lock and a hard on.

  • Secretary: Well, bless my blonde heart!

  • Secretary: Good Morning Mrs. Kerby, if you're looking for your husband...

    Marion Kerby: Oh no, I know where he is, in there dumbing up the director's meeting. But if you should happen to see him looking for someone, remind him that it's me, will you? And tell him where I am?

  • Secretary: I'm sorry, Mr. Hawk. I called the motel but they said your nephew checked out.

    Alonzo Hawk: [angrily] What do you mean he's checked out? When? Where? Who told him he could check out? How dare he disappear when he knows I'm worried sick? I'll tear his chicken-livered gizzard to pieces! I'll stomp him silly! I'll take this letter knife, and I'll stab that kid right in his ungrateful breastbone! You know me Millicent, normally I'm a kindly, fun-loving fellow! But when I get crossed...

    [weakly, slumping down at desk]

    Alonzo Hawk: I go bananas.

  • Alonzo Hawk: [speaking to his secretary about a group of men in his office] Who're these clowns?

    Secretary: They're your new lawyers, Mr. Hawk. You fired the others yesterday.

    Alonzo Hawk: Okay, fellas, now I want to tear down the Steinmetz firehouse. Okay?

    Lawyer-Second Team: Just a moment, Mr. Hawk. Do you have the necessary permit?

    Alonzo Hawk: [suddenly becomes angry] Of course I don't have a permit! I don't even own the land yet!

    Lawyer-Second Team: Sorry, Mr. Hawk. Such an action would only jeopardize your entire legal standing of your new building. We can't permit...

    Alonzo Hawk: [shouts angrily] Will you get outta here? I didn't hire you to tell me what I can't do, I hired you to tell me how I could do it! GOOOOOO!

    [lawyers run out of the office]

  • [a window washer appears behind Alonzo Hawk to wash the window. The noise of the machine disturbs Hawk, who angrily orders the washer to stop and quickly leave]

    Alonzo Hawk: [flinging the window open] You idiot! What do you think you're doing?

    Window washer: Washing the windows. Every Wednesday. Mr. Hawk's orders.

    Alonzo Hawk: I'm Mr. Hawk! Get outta here!

    Window washer: Okay. Cancel the windows.

    [He moves his platform away, but not before calling out to Hawk to remind him of the window, that was left opened, before he left]

    Window washer: And you better shut the window; runs up the air-conditioning bill!

    Alonzo Hawk: [yelling] You're fired! Get your money and...

    Window washer: [calling] Mr. Hawk's orders!

    Alonzo Hawk: They may harass me, but don't let them ever think they have me beaten. That is when Alonzo Hawk is at his most dangerous.

    Secretary: Yes, sir.

  • Willoughby Whitfield: Good morning, Miss Milicent.

    Secretary: Good morning.

    Willoughby Whitfield: Mrs. Steinmeintz!

    Secretary: I told you Mr. Hawk was busy.

  • Secretary: Doctor, may I have an OK on this, please?

    Dr. Hackenbush: I'm too busy right now. I"ll tell you what, I'll put the O on now and come back later for the K.

    Doctor: Doctor Hackenbush.

    Dr. Hackenbush: A little later.

    [to his nurse]

    Dr. Hackenbush: Eh, get me the Turkish bath.

    Nurse: Yes sir.

  • Herb: Shut Up Doris!

    Doris: There some people there in a life boat out there, Herb there's some sitting in the middle of the ocean.

    Herb: Ohhhh! Got dam it!

    Doris: We got to help them Herb god know how long there just sitting there.

    Herb: Got dam it, I am not going to lose this fish shut up. Ohhh!

    Doris: Listen to me Herb.

    Herb: Ohhh!

    Doris: Ohhh! You lost it.

    Herb: Dam it, dam it, okay Doris what to want me to say, got dam it.

    HijackerHijacker: Thank you!

    Doris: Okay, give me your line relax.

    Herb: What the hell's the matter with you people what are you doing.

    Hijacker: We were out there for three days with no water, Jesus man, Jesus.

    Herb: Got dam natives.

    Doris: Okay! Here let me help you careful of the bags.

    Herb: What the hell were you sailing around if you don't know what your doing?

    Hijacker: What the hell do you expect on this here Hawaiian kid he's just a little kid.

    Doris: What's going on, what is this?

    Herb: You get off my boat you already lost me a beautiful Marlin, no overboard your going to pay for this, pay for this, got dam you, got dam you.

    Secretary: Good morning sir, Mr. Gordon's waiting, and your coffee is going to ready in about five minutes.

    Ray Hollister: You look beautiful today.

    Secretary: Thanks!

    Ray Hollister: Can you get your feet off my desk, and your butt out of my seat.

    Agent Gordon: Do you want the bad news, the worst news, and the contasfee.

    Ray Hollister: I want you out of the seat, let's go, and move.

  • Richard Cutting: Mr. Eversley, please.

    secretary: Do you have an appointment?

    Richard Cutting: Yes.

    secretary: Who shall I say is calling?

    Richard Cutting: His 11 o'clock appointment.

  • Secretary: Mr. Hackett's trying to get through to you.

    Max Schumacher: Tell Mr. Hackett to go fuck himself.

  • Secretary: The phone doesn't work.

    Mr. Krull: Well then call the phone company.

    Secretary: But... the phone doesn't work!

  • [first lines]

    Secretary: [offscreen] Mr. Dodsworth?

    Sam Dodsworth: Yes.

    Secretary: The men are ready.

  • Gibson: [talking to Jill] It's a safe house Jill! Safe. House.

    [Walks out of the room]

    Secretary: We just got this. Hoffman knows she's here.

    Gibson: Goddamnit!

  • Aloysius K. Reilly: [aggressively] My name's Aloysius K. Reilly!

    Secretary: Well, don't get sore at me. I wasn't at the Christening.

  • Secretary: So long, Big Boy.

    Alamo Bowie: Mr. Big Boy to you, baby.

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