Sebastian Gore-Brown Quotes in The Calcium Kid (2004)

Pete Wright: [starting to go off his nut] I was fucking robbed!

Sebastian Gore-Brown: Oh, shit!

Pete Wright: Stick this in your poxy documentary!

[pushes over table]

Sebastian Gore-Brown: Shit, Dave, get the fucking gear!

Pete Wright: And if you ever come back, I'll serve the fucking pair o' ya !

Sebastian Gore-Brown: Is there... is there a problem, Mr Cohen?

Artie Cohen: A problem? Well, my definition of a problem is a trivial annoyance easily overcome with quickness of thought. No, this is a situation.

Sebastian Gore-Brown: And... and and what exactly is-is your-your definition of a-a situation?

Artie Cohen: Two limey fuck filmmakers hanging from their skinny pricks over an eighth floor balcony, for shooting unauthorized footage of an Artie Cohen fighter. THIS! THIS IS MY DEFINITION OF A SITUATION!

Jimmy: [alone under the bedcover] Say my name. Mm. Yeah, baby, yeah. Yeah...

Sebastian Gore-Brown: [clears throat] Jimmy?

[Jimmy looks up from underneath the cover]

Sebastian Gore-Brown: Morning. Um, we're the documentary team. We'll be filming you 24 hours a day in the run-up to the fight.

Jimmy: Of course, the fight. Who would have thought it? Jimmy Connelly fighting Jose Mendez for the championship belt.

Sebastian Gore-Brown: So, tell us, how does Jimmy Connelly start his day?

Jimmy: Umm... Well, as you probably noticed... I normally start off in the morning with a set of fifty sit-ups... yeah.

Sebastian Gore-Brown: How long have you been involved in the sport of pugilism, Mr. Bush?

Herbie Bush: I'm sorry. There must be some kind of mistake. I'm in the boxing game.