Scud Quotes in Blade II (2002)

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Scud Quotes:

  • Scud: Lock up your daughters, boys and girls, the Dark Knight returns.

  • Scud: So B-man, what do you think?

    Blade: Sounds like a plan.

    Whistler: What do you really think?

    Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get.

  • Scud: You heard Cue Ball, right? Pretty soon, they're all gonna be daywalkers, man. When that happens, I'd rather be a pet than cattle.

  • Scud: [watching the UV bomb flicker and die] I don't know, maybe I fucked up. Maybe you were right.

    [the UV bomb goes off]

    Scud: Alright. Poppa's got a brand new bang.

  • Whistler: How'd you two hook up?

    Scud: I was backpackin'. Met these two chicks. Decided to take 'em back to my, uh, tent for a little "Three's Company" action.

    [opens his shirt to reveal horrible scarring across his chest and abdomen]

    Whistler: Purdy.

    Scud: Next thing I know Janet and Chrissy start tearing chunks outta my stomach. Blade shows up, saves my ass, everything else just sorta fell into place.

  • Whistler: What are you looking for?

    Scud: Phosphor rods. If I can suss out the light source, maybe I can make some sorta UV flash-bang grenade or somethin'.

    Whistler: Been tried already.

    Scud: Yeah, but you didn't have the Scudster working on it then, now did you?

  • [after explaining to Blade how to use a UV bomb]

    Nyssa: You're not coming?

    Scud: No. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

  • Scud: [after revealing he's a familiar] They needed my help to bring you here to control Nomak. The old fuck, he was always just bait. I mean, look at him. He's your only real weakness, man. You may be fast, you may be strong and all that other bullshit, but in the end, B, you're just too human!

    [punches Whistler in the face]

    Whistler: Well, you little shit!

    [Scud punches him again]

    Scud: You think they scoped out my security system? I let them in, asshole!

  • Scud: Tell me somethin'. How's the weather up there, sweetheart?

    Whistler: [being pelted by rain] Walkin' on sunshine, toad boy.

  • Scud: Nobody goes cold turkey from the thirst in just one night.

  • Scud: Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing...

    [Lucy is sitting quiet with a little smile on her face]

    Scud: What?

    Lucy: I met someone.

    Scud: [Slamming on brakes] I knew it! I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka...

    Lucy: No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you.

    Scud: [Puzzled] I'm not following.

    Lucy: Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out.

    Scud: Freak Out? Why would I freak out...

    Lucy: Well, ya know sometimes you...

    Scud: [Freaking out] OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?

    Lucy: What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?

    Scud: Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?

    Lucy: No.

    Scud: Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.!

    Lucy: So?

    Scud: Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.! She's the perfect score!

  • Scud: [Lucy's gang is robbing a bank. Scud goes to inform her of the situation] D.E.B.S. en route - two minutes.

    Lucy: [primping self in mirror] Do I look okay?

    Scud: [rolling eyes] This is retarded.

  • Janet: [Janet and Scud catch Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!

    Scud: [smug tone to Janet] You owe me fifty bucks.

  • Scud: I am the God of bingo!

  • Lucy: [while sitting on the couch next to Scud] Scud, I don't know how this happened to me but

    [pause]

    Lucy: being bad doesn't feel good anymore.

    Scud: Do you love her?

    Lucy: [sincerely nods]

    Scud: You're willing to give up all this, the life of crime, the whole nine yards?

    Lucy: Whatever it takes.

  • Scud: Just promise me you'll be open.

    Lucy: Open to what?

    Scud: Open to love.

  • Scud: You were dumped.

    Lucy: I was not dumped!

    Scud: Oh, you were dumped hard, and that sucks, but you took your time off in Antarctica or whatever.

    Lucy: Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.

  • Janet: [watching Amy and Lucy flirt] Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.

    Scud: You're not wrong

    Janet: Yeah, but my friends, not into that.

    Scud: [under breath] Right.

  • Lucy: Australia's toast.

    Scud: What's your beef with Australia?

    Lucy: I don't like their attitude!

  • Scud: What the hell?

    Janet: I couldn't stop them!

    Scud: [pauses] You look nice.

    Janet: Thanks.

    [pauses]

    Janet: What?

    Max: [to Janet] What are you doing?

    Janet: [to Max] Nothing!

    [punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious]

    Janet: Sorry!

  • Scud: So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted...

    Janet: Yes.

    Scud: I didn't ask you anything yet.

    Janet: Whatever it is, yes.

    Scud: Awesome.

  • Scud: All right, then. We're going in.

    Lucy: What?

    Scud: We gots to get her back.

  • Scud: Knock 'em dead... but not really.

  • Lucy: Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are *not* gonna freak out about this.

    Scud: Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?

    Lucy: Well, you know, sometimes you can...

    Scud: [freaking out] Oh, my God, Who is it?

  • Janet: Oh my god! She almost kissed you! And you almost let her!

    Amy: Drop it!

    Scud: [to Janet] You owe me fifty bucks.

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