Scrooge McDuck Quotes in DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)

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Scrooge McDuck Quotes:

  • Louie: Where are you going to keep all this treasure, Uncle Scrooge?

    Scrooge McDuck: I won't keep it all, Louie. Most of these artifacts will go to museums.

    Louie: That doesn't sound like Uncle Scrooge.

    Scrooge McDuck: That way, I can enjoy a healthy tax break!

    Huey: That does!

  • Louie: At least we still have each other. Think of poor Genie.

    Dewey: If only there was a way we could sneak in and get back the lamp.

    Huey: But there are so many alarms.

    Scrooge McDuck: Aye, hundreds... and 14, 657 ways to trigger them.

    Dewey: And you know each and every one, don't you, Uncle Scrooge?

    Scrooge McDuck: Aye.

    Louie: Maybe the way to shut them off?

    Scrooge McDuck: Aye! Come lads! Something tells me we should plan a full-scale invasion!

  • Mrs. Featherby: Duckburg Daily News on line one, sir.

    Scrooge McDuck: For what?

    Mrs. Featherby: I believe they want to ask what happened to the treasure.

    Scrooge McDuck: [picks up the phone and shouts into it] None of your business!

    [slams the phone]

  • Mrs. Beakley: Children, I think your uncle has something to say to you.

    Scrooge McDuck: Aye... Welcome home! Can I get you and Gene anything? Cookies? Milk? Ice cream?

    Huey: Oh, no thank you, Uncle Scrooge.

    Louie: Yeah, we're kind of full.

    Webby: And sleepy.

    Scrooge McDuck: That's because it's past your bedtime. Now, scoot along, little ones.

    HueyDeweyLouieWebby: Good night, Uncle Scrooge.

    Genie: Nighty-night.

    Scrooge McDuck: Sleep tight.

    Duckworth: That's telling them, Sir.

  • Duckworth: It's your ride, sir. Or should I say my ride?

    Scrooge McDuck: Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for all the scones in Scotland!

  • Genie: Do you have to yell at me all the time?

    Scrooge McDuck: If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be in this mess. Thanks to you, I've got this crazy animal act on my tail.

    Genie: That's it, blame the genie. I only saved your life.

  • Mrs. Beakley: It's in here, Mr. McDuck!

    [gasp]

    Mrs. Beakley: It's gone!

    Scrooge McDuck: Mrs. Beakley, is this a ploy to get some vacation time?

    Mrs. Beakley: It was here! Honest! An elephant, wearing a big pink bow!... You think I'm crazy, don't you?

    Scrooge McDuck: [sees a chair moving away] Maybe not.

  • Launchpad: Forward, ho!

    [They crash]

    Launchpad: Reverse, ho!

    Scrooge McDuck: If you don't stop crashing, I'll give you the heave ho!

  • [Upon Merlock's arrival, a bear's claw comes smashing through the door]

    Scrooge McDuck: He's got a bear?

    Genie: He IS the bear!

  • Genie: What's more important - a fortune or your life?

    Scrooge McDuck: [thinking] Well...

    Genie: Hey! It's not exactly a trick question.

  • [during Launchpad's flight in the opening scene]

    Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, is this a stunt you learned in flight school?

    Launchpad: Flight school?

    Scrooge McDuck: You mean you *never* took flying lessons?

    Launchpad: [lunkishly] Well, I took a crash course.

    Scrooge McDuck: Now he tells me.

  • Scrooge McDuck: I cannot work, Mrs. Featherby. I'm going home.

    Mrs. Featherby: But... wh-what about your lunch?

    Scrooge McDuck: Sell it!

    [slams door]

  • [last lines]

    [Dijon makes his escape from Scrooge, his pants loaded to beyond capacity with what he could carry from the money bin]

    Scrooge McDuck: Somebody stop those pants!

  • Scrooge McDuck: Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?

  • Launchpad: Please put your seats back in an upright position.

    Scrooge McDuck: Just put the plane up in an upright position!

  • Louie: [Scrooge has opened a chest stolen by Collie Baba and discovers it to be full of clothes] He stole clothes?

    Scrooge McDuck: Ah, nothing but old robes. 40 years of searching, and all I end up with is Collie Baba's dirty laundry!

    Webby: Well, at least the box is pretty, Uncle Scrooge.

  • Huey: Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge?

    Dewey: Yeah.

    Scrooge McDuck: Oh no! I'm not letting this wee gold mine out of my sight!

    Dewey: But he's our friend.

    Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense! A genie's not a person! A genie is a-a-a... a thing!

    [holds up lamp]

    Scrooge McDuck: Inside.

    Genie: Bye, guys. It was great while it lasted.

  • Scrooge McDuck: I can wish for the world's biggest diamond... no, the biggest diamond mine... no, no, all the diamond mines... no, the entire mining industry! I can see why this can take some careful thought.

  • Genie: Music! Food! Guacamole! It's a party! Gotta boogie! Gotta Bingo! I gotta get out of this lamp!

    Scrooge McDuck: Can you keep quiet at all?

    Genie: If you let me out, I'll be as quiet as a mouse and just as small.

    Scrooge McDuck: Oh, all right!

    [lets the genie out]

    Genie: Hey! Look at that! A couple of single guys out on the town!

    Scrooge McDuck: Guess again.

    [puts genie in a little plant]

    Scrooge McDuck: You can watch the ball from here. Otherwise, you go back in the lamp.

    Genie: But what if I win the door prize?

  • Genie: It's not my fault Merlock's after me. I don't just want to be Mr. Popularity. All I wanted was a life of my own... like your nephews. My own bike, stack of comic books, a sled, maybe some ski equipment, a CD player, my own home video entertainment system...

    Scrooge McDuck: All right! All right!

  • Dijon: Good morning, Scrooge sir.

    Scrooge McDuck: What's going on?

    Dijon: At the urging of MY Genie, I have decided to seek my fortune.

    Genie: I-I never thought he'd wish for your fortune, Mr. McDuck, I swear!

    Scrooge McDuck: [looks at his lamp] But th-the lamp?

    [he sniffs the lamp, and gravy dumps out]

    Scrooge McDuck: Gravy?

    Dijon: [holds up the real lamp] That's right! I get the loot, you get the boot!

  • Scrooge McDuck: Genie, get ready to grant my last wish... and yours too. I wish... the genie... would turn into... a real boy.

  • Genie: How can I ever thank you, Master?

    Scrooge McDuck: I'm not your master anymore!

    Genie: That's right! Can I call you "Uncle Scrooge"?

    Scrooge McDuck: You're a sweet kid, but don't press your luck.

    Dewey: So, what do you want to do as your first day as a boy?

    Genie: Well, let me put it this way... you'll never catch me, coppers!

    Huey: Quackarooney!

    Louie: Oh boy!

    Dewey: I'm gonna get you!

    Webby: Are you coming with us, Uncle Scrooge?

    Scrooge McDuck: You go ahead, Webby dear. We quad-zillionaires have our own ideas of fun.

  • Genie: Oh no! It's Merlock! Hide me! Hide me!

    Scrooge McDuck: I've got to get you to my vault. It's the only safe place. Time to go back.

    Genie: But you saw what a dump it is.

    Scrooge McDuck: Sorry, Genie, but the party's over.

    Genie: [sighs] And just when we were getting to be buddies.

  • Mrs. Featherby: You've finally received your invitation to the Archaeological Society ball.

    Scrooge McDuck: Ah! How can I face those old fossils again? Every year, I tell them, "I'll find Collie Baba's treasure," and every time, I come back empty-handed.

    Mrs. Featherby: But you did have it for a little while.

    Scrooge McDuck: Does *everyone* have to remind me?

    Mrs. Featherby: Sorry.

  • Scrooge McDuck: You maniac! Return the bin before I stuff that lamp down your throat!

    Genie: Uh-uh! Bad move! Bad!

    Merlock: You threaten me?

    Genie: [runs to Merlock] Please, Merlock. He's had a lousy day. Maybe a hot bath and a warm glass of goats milk oughta do...

    Merlock: [shouts] Silence! I wish you to cast him out of my house!

    Genie: No! No! I can't!

    Merlock: [shouts] Do it

    [he points the lamp at Genie causing him to spin around]

    Genie: [in pain] I have no choice!

    Scrooge McDuck: I... I understand.

  • Scrooge McDuck: I told you, I'm not going to the ball!

    Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge...

    Scrooge McDuck: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well!

  • Scrooge McDuck: Wiped out with a wish. If I ever get my money back, I promise I'll never make another wish for myself again.

  • Scrooge McDuck: Dijon!

    Dijon: [about to grab the lamp, but quickly stops] What? What? I am not touching a thing! I am clean! Innocent like a little baby goat! Yes.

    Scrooge McDuck: Go get our sacks.

    Dijon: Sacks? Oh, yes, sacks! Right away. Anything you say, Scrooge, sir. I do for you.

  • Huey, Dewey, Louie: Faster, Launch Pad, faster!

    Scrooge McDuck: Slower, Launch Pad, slower!

  • Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad! Look what you've done to these ancient ruins!

    Launchpad: Well, it could've been worse - it could've been something *new*.

  • Genie: I don't hear anything. I think they're gone.

    Scrooge McDuck: Where are we?

    Genie: Well, it's not exactly the Ritz...

    Scrooge McDuck: Not the lamp?

    Genie: I'm sorry about the mess. But you'll get used to it after a couple of thousand years. Could you move your elbow, please?

    Scrooge McDuck: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

  • Huey: Do you think it might have the treasure of Collie Baba and his 40 theives?

    Scrooge McDuck: After all this time, I'm not getting my hopes up.

  • Dewey: Webby! What did you do this time?

    Webby: I'm sorry. Just make them stop!

    Louie: But I've only got one wish left!

    Scrooge McDuck: Boys! What is going on?

    Huey: Uh-oh. Looks like the jig is up. Go ahead, Louie.

  • Scrooge McDuck: Blow me bagpipes! He's a genie!

    Mrs. Beakley: Does his mother know about this?

  • Scrooge McDuck: Launchpad, get me out of here fast!

    Launchpad: Dull party, eh, Mr. McD?

    Scrooge McDuck: Just go!

  • Duckworth: Oh dear, Launchpad isn't answering. He must be on his way. Won't you go, sir?

    Scrooge McDuck: Aye, to work! Tell Launchpad he can take YOU to the ball!

  • Scrooge McDuck: Don't bother landing! I don't have time for any more disasters!

  • Huey: This is Geni... Gene, yeah, Gene.

    Scrooge McDuck: You're new around here?

    Genie: Yeah, kinda. I pretty much pop up every now and then.

  • Scrooge McDuck: I wish me, and my family, and the bin were back in Duckburg, right now!

  • Scrooge McDuck: [the lamp after Scrooge wished the genie into a real boy] Look, without that genie, it's wasting away.

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