Screwie Quotes in Everyone's Hero (2006)

Yankee Irving: [Yankee and Darlin' have just had a bonding moment] Thanks, Darlin'.

Darlin': No, no. Thank you, Yankee.

Screwie: Oh, brother! You could pour this stuff on pancakes!

Yankee Irving: That guard had to have stolen Babe Ruth's bat!

Screwie: Why would a guard working at Yankee Stadium steal Babe Ruth's bat? Now, if it were somebody workin' at the stadium in Chicago, I could see that...

Bully Kid Tubby: Hey, look. A baseball.

Screwie: Hey, look. The missing link.

[Screwie has fallen off Yankee's backpack and is bouncing down the fire escape]

Screwie: My head! My butt! My head! My butt!