Scratch Quotes in The Night They Raided Minsky's (1968)

Scratch: [the classic "Crazy House" Burlesque sketch is presented on stage] What kind of a joint is this?

Minsky Girl playing Insane Asylum Nurse: Why, this is an asylum.

Scratch: Oh no.

Minsky Girl playing Insane Asylum Nurse: Don't be silly, sir. Crazy people can't hurt you.

Scratch: No, but they can make you hurt yourself!

Eugene Martone: Where and when for this thing?

Scratch: Ohh, I can get us there real quick... Jack Butler's gonna like you.