Scout Master Ward Quotes in Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Scout Master Ward: Jiminy cricket, he flew the coop!

Scout Master Ward: Skotak, what's all this lumber for?

Skotak: We're building a treehouse.

Scout Master Ward: Where?

Skotak: Right here.

[all look up at treehouse perched ridiculously high on a tall swaying tree]

Scout Master Ward: That's not a safe altitude. Why is it up so high? If someone falls from there, that's a guaranteed death.

Skotak: Well, where would you have built it?

Scout Master Ward: Lower.

Walt Bishop: Why can't you control your scouts?

Scout Master Ward: I'm trying.

Walt Bishop: [Mr. Bishop throws shoe at Scout Master Ward]

Scout Master Ward: Roosevelt, how's that lanyard coming?

Roosevelt: Horrible.

Scout Master Ward: He left me a letter of resignation. Over.