Scotty Palmer Quotes in Hardbodies (1984)

Scotty Palmer: You guys fags?

Hunter: Yeah. I'm the Queen of France and these guys are the D'Angelo sisters... Scotty, we're perfectly straight, man. That's the problem. We're too straight. All we're interested in are hardbodies and we want you to teach us how to get them.

Rounder: To dialog them.

Rounder: And BBD them.

Scotty Palmer: I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.

Hunter: Dialogued them?

Scotty Palmer: Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.

Hunter: BBD?

Rounder: That's not like herpes, is it?

Scotty Palmer: BBD - it's the bigger and better deal.

Scotty Palmer: Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for technique.

Hunter: How about a "J" for jerkoff?

Scotty Palmer: My friend Rag here, he's multilingual. He's flipping you off in 48 languages

Scotty Palmer: Be Scottitfitous, buddy.

Scotty Palmer: No, he's got a case of blue balls - you know, love nuts.