Scott Lang Quotes in Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Scott Lang: Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!

Tony Stark: Who are you?

Scott Lang: Come on, man.

Scott Lang: Ca... Captain America...

[shakes Steve's hand vigorously]

Steve Rogers: Mr. Lang.

Scott Lang: It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome!

[turns to Wanda]

Scott Lang: Captain America! I know you, too. You're great!

[sighs, then grips Steve's muscles]

Scott Lang: Jeez... Uh, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so... thinks for thanking of me.

[Steve grins]

Scott Lang: [to Sam] Hey, man!

Sam Wilson: What's up, Tic-Tac?

Scott Lang: Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time was...

Sam Wilson: It was a great audition, but it'll...

[chuckles]

Sam Wilson: It'll never happen again.

Steve Rogers: Did he tell you what we're up against?

Scott Lang: Something about some... psycho assassins?

Steve Rogers: We're outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you're a wanted man.

Scott Lang: Yeah, well, what else is new?

Scott Lang: [after Giant-Man is defeated and reverted back to normal size] Does anybody have any orange slices?

Scott Lang: [Surrounded by police] Wait I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!

Scott Lang: [Demonstrating his Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time] Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.

Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.

Scott Lang: Really?

Luis: Yeah.

Scott Lang: Good.

[Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]

Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!

Dave: That's witchcraft!

Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!

Dave: That's wizardry!

Kurt: Sorcery!

Luis: How'd you do that, bro?

Scott Lang: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.

Luis: [Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!

Scott Lang: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?

Hank Pym: ...I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.

Scott Lang: ...makes sense.

[from trailer]

Hank Pym: Scott, I need you to be the Ant-Man.

Scott Lang: One question... Is it too late to change the name?

Scott Lang: Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.

[Scott shrinks himself]

Hank Pym: The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it, Scott?

Scott Lang: Who said that?

Scott Lang: [to Hank and Hope] Don't worry, he can't see me.

Sam Wilson: I can see you!

Scott Lang: He can see me...

[scales up, and unlatches helmet]

Scott Lang: Hi, I'm Scott.

Hope Van Dyne: [shocked] Did he just say "Hi, I'm Scott."?

Luis: How serious are we talkin' Scotty?

Scott Lang: [Looking at a safe] It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.

Luis: Wow. Can you crack it?

Scott Lang: Well, here's the thing, it doesn't do so well with cold. Remember what that iceberg did?

Luis: Yeah man, it killed DiCaprio.

Dave: Killed everyone.

Kurt: Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.

Hank Pym: Scott?

Scott Lang: Yeah?

Hank Pym: You're full of shit.

Scott Lang: Oh yeah.

Scott Lang: [after going through the key hole successfully] Nailed it!

Scott Lang: [raises hand] Excuse me, Dr. Pym?

Hank Pym: You don't have to raise your hand Scott.

Scott Lang: [lowers hand] Okay. I just have one question... Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?

Yellowjacket: You think you can stop the future? You're just a thief!

Scott Lang: No, I'm the Ant-Man!... I know, it wasn't my idea.

[last lines]

Luis: Yeah, this dude sounds like a bad-ass, man. Like he comes up to him and he says, y'know: I'm looking for this dude who's mo' unseen, who's flashing this fresh tat, who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got? She's like: Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls, you gotta be more specific. And he's like: I'm looking for a guy who shrinks. And I'm like: Daaamn! I got all nervous, 'cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro. So I asked Ignacio: Did bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick, to tell you, to tell me, because I'm tight with that man that he's looking for him?

Scott Lang: And? What'd he say?

Luis: He said yes.

[Hank tells Hope the truth about her mother's death and she comes to terms with it, then Scott interrupts]

Scott Lang: This is awesome. It's awesome. You know, you guys are breaking down walls, you're healing, it's important.

[Hank and Hope stare at Scott]

Scott Lang: I ruined the moment, didn't I?

Hank Pym: Yes, you did, yes.

Scott Lang: [Smiles and points at the kitchen] I'm gonna make some tea.

Scott Lang: Hey, how's your girl, man?

Luis: Ah, she left me.

Scott Lang: Oh.

Luis: And my mom died too. And my dad got deported.

[Scott just stares in awkward silence]

Luis: [Suddenly enthused] But I got the van!

Scott Lang: Pick on someone your own size!

Hank Pym: [Hank walks in on Scott and Hope kissing] When did this happen?

Hope Van Dyne: Nothing's happening.

Scott Lang: Whoa, hold on. Something's kind of happening.

Hank Pym: Well if that's the case, shoot me again.

Scott Lang: I think our first move should be calling the Avengers.

Hank Pym: I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a Stark, I sure as hell don't intend to give it to another! This isn't cute technology like the Iron Man suit! This could change the techs of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy throwing cities out of the sky...

Cassie Lang: Daddy, is that you?

Scott Lang: Hi, peanut!

Scott Lang: I love you, Cassie.

[sabotages the Yellowjacket regulator in a kamikaze move]

Hank Pym: You're throwing 247 off balance.

Scott Lang: Wait, his name is 247?

Hank Pym: He doesn't have a name, he has a number, Scott. Do you have any idea how many ants there are?

Scott Lang: We're trapped, now what do we do?

Hank Pym: Do you think that's a toy tank on my key-ring?

Luis: You know what? I was thinking of a tactic. Like when I go undercover. Like a whistling. You know what I am saying? To like blend in.

Scott Lang: No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.

[cut to Luis whistling]

Luis: We're the good guys right?

Scott Lang: Yeah, we're the good guys.

Luis: Feels kinda, kinda weird, y'know.

Scott Lang: Yeah. But we're not done yet...

Scott Lang: We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.

Hank Pym: No, no, no, not those three wombats!

Hank Pym: Do not screw with the regulator. If that regulator is compromised you would go sub-atomic.

Scott Lang: What does that mean?

Hank Pym: It means that you would enter a quantum realm.

Scott Lang: What does that mean?

Hank Pym: It means that you would enter a reality where all concepts of time and space become irrelevant as you shrink for all eternity. Everything that you know, and love, gone forever.

Scott Lang: Cool. Yeah. I'm... If it ain't broke...

Hank Pym: I took on a young protégé called Darren Cross.

Scott Lang: Darren Cross. He's a big deal.

Hank Pym: But before he was a big deal he was my assistant. I thought I saw something in him, a son I never had perhaps. He was brilliant, but as we became close he began to suspect that I wasn't telling him everything. He heard rumors about what was called the Pym Particles, and he became obsessed with recreating my formula. But I wouldn't help him so he conspired against me and he voted me out of my own company.

Scott Lang: How could he do that?

Hank Pym: The board's chairman is my daughter, Hope. She was the deciding vote.