Scott Bartlett Quotes in Lymelife (2008)

Scott Bartlett: They don't even fuck anymore.

Jimmy Bartlett: What? How the fuck do you know that?

Scott Bartlett: You know the rubbers under dads bed we used to use as water balloons?

Jimmy Bartlett: Ew, yeah.

Scott Bartlett: They haven't been there in over a year.

Jimmy Bartlett: Okay, well first of all, that's sick to even think about and second, she's coming, so shut the fuck up.

Scott Bartlett: You know, they say no matter where you are on Long Island, you can always hear the train. Can't get far enough away.

Adrianna Bragg: What are you, Walt Whitman now?

Scott Bartlett: Maybe you should've had a girl, they tell their mothers everything.

Brenda Bartlett: Maybe you should have asked God for a mother who doesn't care about her children!

Scott Bartlett: What did you hear?

Adrianna Bragg: I head you fingered me and it was like the inside of a jelly donut. Uch, Scott, that is so disgusting!

Scott Bartlett: So are we really going to like do it?

Adrianna Bragg: Do you really think we should talk about it?

Scott Bartlett: I thought you weren't talking to me.

Adrianna Bragg: I'm on the fence.

Scott Bartlett: Well, if it means anything, technically I'm a man as of today so...

Adrianna Bragg: Please, a man? I heard you're still a bald eagle. You know, no pubes.

Scott Bartlett: Who said that?

Adrianna Bragg: Me.

Jimmy Bartlett: Oh shit. Oh, this is embarrassing.

Brenda Bartlett: Hi guys!

Scott Bartlett: Man!

Adrianna Bragg: It was weird seeing you getting your ass kicked. I felt like you were my little brother or something.

Scott Bartlett: Really?... Your brother

Jimmy Bartlett: No. Hey, no, shit bag. Too young for that.

Scott Bartlett: Tastes like piss anyway.

Jimmy Bartlett: It is piss.

Scott Bartlett: Shut up, dick.

Scott Bartlett: Are you really that sick, bringing her here?

Adrianna Bragg: She's my mom, Scott. I can't just not let her do things.