Scientific Pedant Quotes in Hollywood Party (1934)
Scientific Pedant Quotes:
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Scientific Pedant: No no no, Professor, your dissertation refutes every scientific theory.
Scientific Pedant: But Doctor, please reflect on the profounder aspects of the matter and consider the vital points of my thesis.
Scientific Pedant: But gentlemen, your theories are distinctly contradictory.
Autograph Seeker (Larry): Are you guys actors or hillbillies?
Autograph Seeker (Moe): Come out from under the spinach Gable, we know you.
Scientific Pedant: [Moe pulls the professor's beard] Yow-ow-ow!
Scientific Pedant: Out of the way, morons. We are of the scientific world, not of Thespis.
[leaves]
Scientific Pedant: Look, look, this proves my point: a perfect specimen of the Neanderthal man.
Scientific Pedant: [points at Curly] What, that? Oh no, look at the measurements.
[examines Curly's head]
Scientific Pedant: Look at that, look at that. Why, that's the androgynous type. I can prove it. The androgynous cranium is always hollow, now just listen.
[hits Curly on the head with the cane with a hollow "thud" ]
Scientific Pedant: No, no, no, no, Professor, you're wrong.
[examines Curly's head]
Scientific Pedant: That is the skull of the anthropedal.
Scientific Pedant: No, that's more like the skull of the anthropedia.
[examines Moe]
Scientific Pedant: Listen.
[hits Moe's head with his cane, with a "bonk", turns to Larry]
Scientific Pedant: Ah, the obvious Neanderthal type, now.
[hits Larry's head with his cane, making a "click"]
Scientific Pedant: Now just note the difference: Neanderthal,
[hits Larry]
Scientific Pedant: anthropedial,
[hits Moe]
Scientific Pedant: androgynous.
[hits Curly]
Scientific Pedant: Well, there you are.
Reporter: Hey fellas, seen any prominent people? There's a lot of prominent people here.
Autograph Seeker (Larry): Yeah: neanderthal!
[hits reporter with cane, making a "ding" sound]
Reporter: Who?
Autograph Seeker (Moe): Andro-phobia.
[takes cane, hits reporter]
Reporter: What?
Autograph Seeker (Curly): Androgenes.
[takes cane, hits reporter]
Reporter: What, are you kidding?
[gives Moe, Larry and Curly a sweeping slap with xylophone sound effects]
Reporter: Hold it!
[takes a picture of Moe, Larry and Curly]
Reporter: Okay.
[goes to the door, turns away after seeing the butler]
Reporter: Heh-heh, I'll skip this joint.
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Scientific Pedant: What about Mendelism?
Scientific Pedant: But from the Neanderthal man to the Cardiff giants, it has been an absolute theory!
Scientific Pedant: You are speaking pragmatically.
Scientific Pedant: Peripetatically.
Scientific Pedant: In spite of all that, you still insist that Huxley's theory is authentic?
Scientific Pedant: Most emphatically, I do.
Durante: [Jimmy rises from his chair] I differ.
Durante: [background music starts to play] Doing some research work for the Smithsonian Institute, I was called in consultation by Professor Ebbleworth, that eminent philantherist who had heard what I did for Einstein and his relatives. Professor Ebbleworth says "Jimmy, I need you. I want to consult with you about a subject which has baffled all the scientists of the world: namely reincarnation." Not the carnation I'm wearing so jauntily in my buttonhole, no. Not the carnation of a king, but reincarnation, a ponderous question.
[chuckles]
Durante: Professor Ebbleworth and me, being the only two guys who knows the lowdown - What is reincarnation, you mugs? You earthworms, you incompoops, you chuckleheads? Last night, with my head on my lacy pillow, I was a man dreaming I was a butterfly, sipping the sap from flower to flower, just like a little butterfly. I had butterfly worries, butterfly desires, just a man dreaming I was a butterfly. How do I know now that I'm not a butterfly, dreaming that I'm a man? Wait, I can see myself now:
Durante: [sings] I go way back to Adam, Adam and his madam, Boys, I was Adam!
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Characters on Hollywood Party (1934)
- Schnarzan
- Knapp
- Durante
- The Jaguar Woman
- Henrietta Clemp
- Harvey Clemp
- Liondora aka Grand Royal Duke
- Producer Buddy Goldfarb
- Robert Young
- Bob Benson
- Linda Clemp
- Female Party Guest
- Male Party Guest
- Mrs. Jimmy Durante
- Autograph Seeker (Moe)
- Autograph Seeker (Larry)
- Autograph Seeker (Curly)
- Jane in Schnarzan Sequence
- Jake the Cabbie
- Female chorus singers
- African tribesmen chorus
- Singer of "The Hot Chocolate Soldiers"]
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