Schwartz Quotes in Heat (1995)
Schwartz Quotes:
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Vincent Hanna: I got an idea... of what they're looking at.
Vincent Hanna: You wanna know what they're looking at?
Vincent Hanna: I mean - is this guy something, or is he something?
Vincent Hanna: This crew is good.
Vincent Hanna: You know what they're looking at?
Schwartz: What?
Vincent Hanna: Us. The L-A-P-D. Po-lice Department... We just got made.
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Vincent Hanna: [over the phone, after giving him instructions on how to set up a trap to catch Neil, referring to the gun shot wound he sustained during the shootout against Neil and his crew after the bank robbery] ok, how you feeling?
Schwartz: [looking at his right arm bandaged and wrapped in a sling] banged up but I'll live
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Detective Casals: [walking around a metal container storage lot in the Los Angeles Harbor with Vincent, Drucker, Bosko, and Schwartz, recreating where Neil was walking and looking at with Michael and Chris] they were looking back in this direction, a container facility? what cartage theft? Too visible, too "low ball" for them.
Bosko: next door is a oil refinery, over there is scrap yard
Schwartz: oil refinery, pays only by check, no cash around, same for the scrap yard.
Vincent Hanna: [sarcastically] maybe they're stealing hub caps
Vincent Hanna: [looking in all directions] a oil refinery and a scrap yard, what the hell is going on?
Bosko: that's what we're trying to figure out, we thought we had them
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Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Flick: You're full of it!
Schwartz: Oh yeah?
Flick: Yeah!
Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
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Mother: [gets on the phone] Hello, Mrs. Schwartz? Yes, I'm fine. Uh, Mrs. Schwartz, do you know what Ralph just said?
[Mrs. Schwartz's speech is inaudible]
Mother: No, he said...
[whispers it close to the receiver]
Mrs. Schwartz: [in a hysterical tone] NO, NOT THAT!
Mother: Yes, that! Do you know where he heard it?
Mrs. Schwartz: Probably from his father.
Mother: No! He heard it from your son!
Mrs. Schwartz: [screams hysterically] WHAT! WHAT! WHAAAAAAT!
[footsteps are heard followed by screaming and spanking]
Schwartz: [crying] Ah, no! What did I do, Ma? What, I didn't do nothing! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!
[Ralphie's mom hangs up the phone]
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Another shot of mysterious, inexorable, official justice.
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Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya.
Flick: Ah, baloney. What would your old man know about anything?
Schwartz: He knows, because he once saw a guy stick his tongue to a railroad track on a bet, and the fire department had to come get the guy's tongue off the track, because he couldn't get it off.
Randy: [is trying to catch up] C'mon, guys! Wait up! C'mon, guys! Wait up!
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[Last lines]
Tanya: Isn't somebody gonna come and take him away?
Schwartz: Yeah, in just a few minutes. You really liked him didn't you?
Tanya: The cop did... the one who killed him... he loved him.
Schwartz: Well, Hank was a great detective all right.
Tanya: And a lousy cop.
Schwartz: Is that all you have to say for him?
Tanya: He was some kind of a man... What does it matter what you say about people?
Schwartz: Goodbye Tanya.
Tanya: Adiós.
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Schwartz: Intuition?
Ramon Miguel 'Mike' Vargas: Why not? Quinlan doesn't have a monopoly on hunches.
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Schwartz: So it turns out Quinlan was right after all.
-- Schwartz
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Characters on Heat (1995)
- Vincent Hanna
- Neil McCauley
- Roger Van Zant
- Eady
- Alan Marciano
- Chris Shiherlis
- Justine Hanna
- Richard Torena
- Albert Torena
- Lillian Breedan
- Donald Breedan
- Michael Cheritto
- Charlene Shiherlis
- Sgt. Drucker
- Dr. Bob
- Waingro
- Bank Guy
- Detective Casals
- Solenko, Restaurant Manager
- Lauren Gustafson
- Nate
- Sergeant Heinz
- Trejo
- Armoured Guard
- Police Scanner
- Bosko
- Construction Clerk
- Hooker
- Breedan
- Linda Cherrito
- Kelso
- Harry Dieter
- Hugh Benny
- Driver at Drive-in
- Captain Jackson
- Rachel
- Basketball Player
- News Anchorman
- Claudia
- Elaine Cheritto