Schuyler Dandridge Quotes in Everyone Says I Love You (1996)

Charles Ferry: [after kissing her with some passion] How was it?

Schuyler Dandridge: [Obviously aroused from the kiss, she pauses as she licks her bottom lip] Uh... very interesting. I've never been kissed by a sociopath before.

Charles Ferry: I kissed you the best I could - considering the only practice I had kissin' in the last ten years is with Vincent 'The Thumb' Adatto.

Schuyler Dandridge: Jeez, Vincent the Thumb doesn't know what he's missing.

Charles Ferry: If you were my girl, I'd make love to you in every room of the house, on every table top, on every rug...

Schuyler Dandridge: We also have some lovely Early American chandeliers...

Schuyler Dandridge: Charles, where did you get the money to pay for everything... and this car?

Charles Ferry: Uh, well, you know... loans.

Steffi: He's a criminal!

Schuyler Dandridge: Mom, I'm shocked. You've done nothing but sing his praises for months.

Steffi: Speaking as a woman, Holden can be very animal too.

Schuyler Dandridge: Yes, Mom, but it's of the gerbil family.

Charles Ferry: [having suddenly kissed Schuyler] How was it?

Schuyler Dandridge: [quite surprised] Uh, very interesting. I've never been kissed by a sociopath before.