Schroeder Quotes in Target (1985)

Walter Lloyd: You know the rule as well as I do: an agent's family was sacred.

Schroeder: And you broke that rule!

Walter Lloyd: No! Not me, not my people. I checked them out, every one of them. I held my own investigation.

Schroeder: I evacuate myself on your investigation!

Miss Othmar: Wahh wahh wahh wahh.

Franklin Armstrong: What? The new kid is joining our class

Schroeder: Wow, she's pretty.

Lucy van Pelt: She's not *that* pretty.

Schroeder: Musicians don't dance.

Lucy: [the kids are playing Monopoly, and it's Lucy's turn] Oh, no! Not on Pacific! With hotels?

Schroeder: Pay me twelve hundred and seventy-five dollars, please.

Lucy: Schroeder, Schroeder, how about a beep on the nose?

Schroeder: A what?

Lucy: [poking him on the nose] BEEP. A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

Schroeder: I'd rather have the twelve hundred and seventy-five dollars, please. PAY UP!

[last lines]

Linus: [outraged by a note handed out by Snoopy] Look at this, Charlie Brown!

Charlie Brown: [reading it] "To Linus Van Pelt: I expect my croquet set and chess set returned forthwith, in good order, and within five days, or the matter will be turned over to my attorney."

Schroeder: [outraged over his own note from Snoopy] And mine says... he wants the record collection back!

Charlie Brown: [reading his own letter] And mine says... that since he gave me nothing, I owe him nothing!

[glares at Snoopy]

Lucy: That does it, Charlie Brown! He's your dog, and you're welcome to him!

[everyone walks out on Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and Woodstock; Charlie, annoyed at Snoopy, follows suit]

Violet, Pig-Pen, Schroeder, Sally: Bon voyage, Charlie Brown!

Lucy: And don't come back!

Schroeder: Alright, Charlie Brown, let's get our signals straight. One finger will mean the high straight ball, and two fingers will mean the low straight ball.

Charlie Brown: What about my curveball? And my slider? And my knuckleball? And my sidearm? And my submarine pitch?

Schroeder: One finger will mean the high straight ball, and two fingers will mean the low straight ball.

[Charlie Brown grimaces]