School master Quotes in War of the Buttons (1994)

Little Con: Please sir, how many swear words do you know?

School master: What makes you think I know any?

Little Con: You're grown up, me daddy knows hundreds.

School master: Then you best put your problem to him.

School Master: By the way, what was the joke back there, I could do with a laugh?

Fergus: I messed up my clothes a bit last night, and my mammy, said she'd send me to school bare-assed.

School Master: I find that prospect more horrifying than amusing.

Fergus: Yes sir, but its just given me a funny idea.