Scarlet Quotes in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Little John: Let me introduce you to my best friend: Will Scarlet.

Scarlet: Scarlet's my middle name. My full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.

[pause]

Scarlet: We're from Georgia.

Rabbi Tuckman: I am Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine and moyel extraordinaire.

Merry Men: 'ello Rabbi!

Rabbi Tuckman: Hello boys!

Robin Hood: A moyel... I don't believe I've ever heard of that profession.

Rabbi Tuckman: A moyel is a very important guy. He makes circumcisions.

Scarlet: What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?

Rabbi Tuckman: It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!

Little John: I'll take one!

Ahchoo: Hey, put me down for two!

Robin Hood: I'm game. How's it done?

Rabbi Tuckman: It's a snap.

[demonstrates with a carrot and a miniature guillotine]

Rabbi Tuckman: I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then...

[releases the blade, cutting the end off the carrot]

Rabbi Tuckman: I nip the tip! Whose first?

Merry Men: [groan]

Little John: I changed me mind!

Ahchoo: I forgot, I already got one.

Blinkin: [puts his hand in the air] Question...

[Ahchoo pulls his arm down silencing him]

Rabbi Tuckman: I gotta start working with a younger crowd.

Scarlet: Blinkin! Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!

Scarlet: I hope she's still wearing her iron underwear.

Otto: I will not have my son grow up to be a capitalist.

Scarlet: When he's 18 he can make his mind up whether he wants to be a capitalist or a rich communist.

C.R. MacNamara: What were you doing in East Berlin?

Scarlet: You mean last night?

C.R. MacNamara: I mean *all* those nights.

Scarlet: You see, there's this boy over there. Wow!

C.R. MacNamara: What boy? What have you been up to?

Scarlet: Well, I met him about six weeks ago. I went into East Berlin and there was this parade and they wanted to arrest me.

C.R. MacNamara: Arrest you?

Scarlet: Because I was taking pictures. And then this boy, he was in the parade, he said to the police man I shouldn't be arrested, I should be pitied, because I was a typical bourgeois parasite and the rotten fruit of a corrupt civilization. So naturally, I fell in love with him.

Scarlet: Do you realize that Otto spelled backwards is Otto?

Phyllis MacNamara: How about that?

Scarlet: You'll like him. He looks just like Jack Kennedy, only he's younger and he has more upstairs.

Phyllis MacNamara: More brains?

Scarlet: More *hair*. And of course, ideologically, he's much sounder.

Phyllis MacNamara: Maybe we voted for the wrong man.

Scarlet: That couldn't happen in Russia.

Phyllis MacNamara: They don't make mistakes.

Scarlet: They don't *vote*.

Scarlet: So you just tell Daddy I'm on my way to the U.S.S.R. That's short for Russia.

C.R. MacNamara: Are you out of your seventeen-year-old mind? Russia is to get out of, not to get into!

Otto: Capitalism is like a dead herring in the moonlight. It shines, but it stinks.

Scarlet: [to MacNamara] He talks like that all the time.

[to Otto]

Scarlet: Tell him about Coca-Cola Colonialism.

Otto: As Chairman Khrushchev said on the 40th anniversary of the revolution...

C.R. MacNamara: [Interrupting] To hell with the revolution and to hell with Khrushchev!

Otto: [Drawing in a big breath and puffing out his chest] The hell with Frank Sinatra.

Scarlet: Countess? That means everybody has to curtsy to me, except maybe Grace Kelly.

C.R. MacNamara: [at first meeting Otto] Where did you dig him up? He doesn't even wear socks!

Scarlet: He doesn't wear shorts, either! Isn't that exciting?

Scarlet: You can forward the mail to American Express in Moscow. And "Vogue" magazine. And "Screamer" magazine.

Phyllis MacNamara: All right, if you promise to send me "Pravda" every day. Just the funnies.

Scarlet: Have you ever made love to a revolutionary?

Phyllis MacNamara: No, but I once necked with a Stevenson Democrat.

Scarlet: Before you meet Daddy, I must warn you there are certain things he feels very strongly about. One is the Civil War.

Otto: Civil War?

C.R. MacNamara: If the subject comes up, just say it was a draw.

[last lines]

Him: We'll never see each other again.

Scarlet: Never.

Him: [singing] So please sit down /

Scarlet: [repeating, also singing] So please sit down /

Him: [singing] How do you do? /

Scarlet: [repeating, also singing] How do you do? /

Him: [singing] This job's for me /

Scarlet: [repeating, also singing] This job's for me /

Him: [singing] The rest is pooh /

Scarlet: [repeating, also singing] The rest is pooh /

Him: Am I bothering you standing here?

Scarlet: You are... three feet from my face.

Scarlet: It all makes sense. They're executing code red. Step 1: Kill the infected. Step 2: Containment. If containment fails, then Step 3: Extermination.

Scarlet: You look a little pale.

Doyle: Blood makes me nauseous.

Scarlet: Who are you?

Doyle: Sergeant Doyle, Delta Rooftop Unit.

Scarlet: Why aren't you at your post?

Doyle: Why aren't you?

Scarlet: [upon examining Andy's eyes] Green and brown. Interesting iris variation. It's usually hereditary. Do one of your parents have the same?

Andy: My mother, she did.

Scarlet: How old are you, Andy?

Andy: Twelve.

Scarlet: I think that makes you the youngest person in the entire country. Well, your blood pressure is A-OK and you're negative on any serious disease or afflictions. I think you're okay to come in. Welcome back to Britain.

Scarlet: Have you come in contact with... the infected?