Scandinavian Tourist Quotes in The Greasy Strangler (2016)

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Scandinavian Tourist Quotes:

  • Big Ronnie: Well who likes the Bee Gees? Well this is where they came up with that fabulous spunky song, Night Fever.

    Indian Tourist: What do you mean came up with?

    Big Ronnie: They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway.

    Indian Tourist: Why were they standing in this doorway?

    Big Ronnie: They were waiting for a friend to pick them up! They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday!

    Indian Tourist: Can you verify that please?

    Big Ronnie: Trust me I know disco!

    Indian Tourist: I thought free drinks were included in this tour?

    Big Ronnie: No! There's no free drinks! I don't know where you got that idea?

    Indian Tourist: It said in the brochure.

    Big Ronnie: The information you got is bullshit!

    Indian Tourist: We don't need even fizzy drinks, just water would be enough.

    Big Ronnie: You. Got. False. Information!

    Indian Tourist: We must have free drinks!

    Big Ronnie: No. Free. Drinks!

    Senegalese Tourist: Free drinks now!

    Big Ronnie: No free drinks!

    Indian Tourist: Come on we want free drinks!

    Scandinavian Tourist: Free drinks.

    Senegalese Tourist: WE must have free drinks!

    Big Ronnie: No! Free! Drinks!

    Senegalese TouristScandinavian TouristIndian Tourist: Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks!

    Big Ronnie: No! Free! Drinks!

    Scandinavian Tourist: Frei drinkin!

    Big Ronnie: Nichts! Frei! Drink!

  • Indian Tourist: You ask it for chips and you get nothing.

    Scandinavian Tourist: Yes, you should tell management.

    Indian Tourist: I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips.

    Senegalese Tourist: Please tell me, what flavor chips did you eventually decide upon?

    Indian Tourist: Who cares! They were paprika rich chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is!

    Scandinavian Tourist: Yes! That's so true! I love ridges.

    Senegalese Tourist: Yes but ah, what are these chips made from?

    Indian Tourist: Porto.

    Senegalese Tourist: Excuse me... what?

    Indian Tourist: Porto.

    Senegalese Tourist: Can you say that again?

    Indian Tourist: Porto.

    Senegalese Tourist: Yes but, what are these chips, made from?

    Indian Tourist: Porto.

    Senegalese Tourist: Sorry but, what!

    Indian Tourist: Porto.

    Senegalese Tourist: I don't understand. Can you say that again?

    Indian Tourist: Porto.

    Senegalese Tourist: Please one more time!

    Indian Tourist: Porto.

    Senegalese Tourist: Okay this is embarrassing, but please can you say it a little slower?

    Indian Tourist: Porto.

    Senegalese Tourist: I am very, very sorry, but I need to know what are these chips made from?

    Indian Tourist: Porto.

    Senegalese Tourist: Please one last time!

  • Big Ronnie: Well who likes the Bee Gees? Well this is where they came up with that fabulous spunky song, Night Fever.

    Indian Tourist: What do you mean came up with?

    Big Ronnie: They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway.

    Indian Tourist: Why were they standing in this doorway?

    Big Ronnie: They were waiting for a friend to pick them up! They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday!

    Indian Tourist: Can you verify that please?

    Big Ronnie: Trust me I know disco!

    Indian Tourist: I thought free drinks were included in this tour?

    Big Ronnie: No! There's no free drinks! I don't know where you got that idea?

    Indian Tourist: It said in the brochure.

    Big Ronnie: The information you got is bullshit!

    Indian Tourist: We don't need even fizzy drinks, just water would be enough.

    Big Ronnie: You. Got. False. Information!

    Indian Tourist: We must have free drinks!

    Big Ronnie: No. Free. Drinks!

    Senegalese Tourist: Free drinks now!

    Big Ronnie: No free drinks!

    Indian Tourist: Come on we want free drinks!

    Scandinavian Tourist: Free drinks.

    Indian Tourist: WE must have free drinks!

    Big Ronnie: No! Free! Drinks!

    Scandinavian TouristIndian TouristSenegalese Tourist: Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks!

    Big Ronnie: No! Free! Drinks!

    Scandinavian Tourist: Frei drinkin!

    Big Ronnie: Nichts! Frei! Drink!

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