Scandinavian Tourist Quotes in The Greasy Strangler (2016)
Scandinavian Tourist Quotes:
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Big Ronnie: Well who likes the Bee Gees? Well this is where they came up with that fabulous spunky song, Night Fever.
Indian Tourist: What do you mean came up with?
Big Ronnie: They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway.
Indian Tourist: Why were they standing in this doorway?
Big Ronnie: They were waiting for a friend to pick them up! They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday!
Indian Tourist: Can you verify that please?
Big Ronnie: Trust me I know disco!
Indian Tourist: I thought free drinks were included in this tour?
Big Ronnie: No! There's no free drinks! I don't know where you got that idea?
Indian Tourist: It said in the brochure.
Big Ronnie: The information you got is bullshit!
Indian Tourist: We don't need even fizzy drinks, just water would be enough.
Big Ronnie: You. Got. False. Information!
Indian Tourist: We must have free drinks!
Big Ronnie: No. Free. Drinks!
Senegalese Tourist: Free drinks now!
Big Ronnie: No free drinks!
Indian Tourist: Come on we want free drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist: Free drinks.
Senegalese Tourist: WE must have free drinks!
Big Ronnie: No! Free! Drinks!
Senegalese Tourist, Scandinavian Tourist, Indian Tourist: Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks!
Big Ronnie: No! Free! Drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist: Frei drinkin!
Big Ronnie: Nichts! Frei! Drink!
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Indian Tourist: You ask it for chips and you get nothing.
Scandinavian Tourist: Yes, you should tell management.
Indian Tourist: I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips.
Senegalese Tourist: Please tell me, what flavor chips did you eventually decide upon?
Indian Tourist: Who cares! They were paprika rich chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is!
Scandinavian Tourist: Yes! That's so true! I love ridges.
Senegalese Tourist: Yes but ah, what are these chips made from?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Excuse me... what?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Can you say that again?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Yes but, what are these chips, made from?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Sorry but, what!
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: I don't understand. Can you say that again?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Please one more time!
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Okay this is embarrassing, but please can you say it a little slower?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: I am very, very sorry, but I need to know what are these chips made from?
Indian Tourist: Porto.
Senegalese Tourist: Please one last time!
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Big Ronnie: Well who likes the Bee Gees? Well this is where they came up with that fabulous spunky song, Night Fever.
Indian Tourist: What do you mean came up with?
Big Ronnie: They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway.
Indian Tourist: Why were they standing in this doorway?
Big Ronnie: They were waiting for a friend to pick them up! They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday!
Indian Tourist: Can you verify that please?
Big Ronnie: Trust me I know disco!
Indian Tourist: I thought free drinks were included in this tour?
Big Ronnie: No! There's no free drinks! I don't know where you got that idea?
Indian Tourist: It said in the brochure.
Big Ronnie: The information you got is bullshit!
Indian Tourist: We don't need even fizzy drinks, just water would be enough.
Big Ronnie: You. Got. False. Information!
Indian Tourist: We must have free drinks!
Big Ronnie: No. Free. Drinks!
Senegalese Tourist: Free drinks now!
Big Ronnie: No free drinks!
Indian Tourist: Come on we want free drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist: Free drinks.
Indian Tourist: WE must have free drinks!
Big Ronnie: No! Free! Drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist, Indian Tourist, Senegalese Tourist: Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks! Free drinks!
Big Ronnie: No! Free! Drinks!
Scandinavian Tourist: Frei drinkin!
Big Ronnie: Nichts! Frei! Drink!
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