Scamper Quotes in Scamper the Penguin (1986)
Scamper Quotes:
-
Scamper: Papa, those bad men, we have to stop them. They're catching penguins for the zoo!
Gilbert: They are?
[turns to the parent penguins]
Gilbert: They're trying to sell our children to the zoo! Come on! Let's stop them!
-- Scamper -
Snowflake: Oh no, what if we get split up and sold to different zoos? What could ever be worse? They can't take you from me, Scamper!
Scamper: Ah, that won't happen.
Louie: That will happen and a lot worse! Unless we do something.
Scamper: Okay then, we'll help, what should we do?
Louie: I don't know what we should do. We just have to escape somehow.
-- Scamper -
Scamper: Mama, how come I don't have brothers and sisters like everyone else?
Gracie: Well there are other families who only have one chick... there's the Grabies...
Snowflake's mother: Gracie... I'm sorry I couldn't help overhearing, as you know we only have one child as well. Scamper, I'd like you to meet our daughter, Snowflake.
-- Scamper -
Scamper: Who are you?
Louie: That's Jack, they feed him and he watches us.
Jack: It's my job.
Louie: Get another job then! Don't work for these bad men, money's the only thing they care about!
-- Scamper -
Scamper: [trying to get out of the cage] Let's see... if we could get that open...
Louie: That's a latch, and it's too high up, believe me I tried.
-- Scamper -
Scamper: Papa, that man and the dog saved my life.
Gilbert: You're in enough trouble already, now go with your mother.
-- Scamper -
Whale: Hello penguins!
Scamper: Could you give us a ride home?
Scamper: It would be our pleasure.
-- Scamper -
Igor: Only one thing left to do...
Brain: Ha-ha, he said "do."
Igor: [shouts] Pull the switch!
[Igor's "switch!" echoes several times. Nothing happens. He looks over at Scamper, standing by the switch]
Scamper: Do *not* yell at me.
Igor: Oh, I-I'm sorry. I just... pull the switch?
[No response]
Igor: Please pull the switch.
Scamper: That's better.
-- Scamper -
Brain: Our work here is done.
Scamper: "Our work"? You spent the whole time playing with a piece of ribbon.
-- Scamper -
Scamper: [Talking to a blind orphan] Hans, you're wearing this backwards! What are you, blin-? Uh...
-- Scamper -
Eva: [Watching Igor chase Brain with an ax] Which play are they rehearsing?
Scamper: It's called "Brain Dead."
[Igor continues chasing Brain]
Scamper: It should be a smash.
-- Scamper -
Igor: [voice over] That's Scamper, one of my most successful inventions.
[Scamper drops a giant weight on himself, flattening himself]
Igor: [voice over] I made him immortal, which is kind of a hassle for him, since he doesn't want to live.
Scamper: [fills out again] Will *nothing* end this vicious cycle?
Igor: [voice over] I also made him talk, which is a hassle for me, since he never shuts up.
-- Scamper -
Brain: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Why does *he* get to pull the switch?
Scamper: Because I'm not an idiot, *Brian*.
Brain: My name is not Brian!
Scamper: Then you must have his jar.
Igor: Stop! You can both pull the switch. On the count of three. One...
[Scamper pulls the switch]
Brain: Hey, no fair!
-- Scamper -
Scamper: [after escaping a trap and about to set Igor and Brain free also] What? Like this is the first time I've gnawed my own feet off?
-- Scamper -
[Scamper drinks a whole bottle of poison, twitches, and falls over, then... ]
Scamper: Dang it. Still here.
-- Scamper -
Dr. Glickenstein: Now to take the old cow for a test drive!
Igor: No, Master! The rocket is going to...!
[the rocket explodes, scattering pieces of Glickenstein everywhere]
Igor: Uh, yeah, that.
Scamper: Finally! Now I can throw out that rug in the foyer, that thing is hideous.
[off their looks]
Scamper: We were all thinking it, I just said it.
-- Scamper
Browse more character quotes from Scamper the Penguin (1986)