Scamper Quotes in Scamper the Penguin (1986)

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Scamper Quotes:

  • Scamper: Papa, those bad men, we have to stop them. They're catching penguins for the zoo!

    Gilbert: They are?

    [turns to the parent penguins]

    Gilbert: They're trying to sell our children to the zoo! Come on! Let's stop them!

  • Snowflake: Oh no, what if we get split up and sold to different zoos? What could ever be worse? They can't take you from me, Scamper!

    Scamper: Ah, that won't happen.

    Louie: That will happen and a lot worse! Unless we do something.

    Scamper: Okay then, we'll help, what should we do?

    Louie: I don't know what we should do. We just have to escape somehow.

  • Scamper: Mama, how come I don't have brothers and sisters like everyone else?

    Gracie: Well there are other families who only have one chick... there's the Grabies...

    Snowflake's mother: Gracie... I'm sorry I couldn't help overhearing, as you know we only have one child as well. Scamper, I'd like you to meet our daughter, Snowflake.

  • Scamper: Who are you?

    Louie: That's Jack, they feed him and he watches us.

    Jack: It's my job.

    Louie: Get another job then! Don't work for these bad men, money's the only thing they care about!

  • Scamper: [trying to get out of the cage] Let's see... if we could get that open...

    Louie: That's a latch, and it's too high up, believe me I tried.

  • Scamper: Papa, that man and the dog saved my life.

    Gilbert: You're in enough trouble already, now go with your mother.

  • Whale: Hello penguins!

    Scamper: Could you give us a ride home?

    Scamper: It would be our pleasure.

  • Igor: Only one thing left to do...

    Brain: Ha-ha, he said "do."

    Igor: [shouts] Pull the switch!

    [Igor's "switch!" echoes several times. Nothing happens. He looks over at Scamper, standing by the switch]

    Scamper: Do *not* yell at me.

    Igor: Oh, I-I'm sorry. I just... pull the switch?

    [No response]

    Igor: Please pull the switch.

    Scamper: That's better.

  • Brain: Our work here is done.

    Scamper: "Our work"? You spent the whole time playing with a piece of ribbon.

  • Scamper: [Talking to a blind orphan] Hans, you're wearing this backwards! What are you, blin-? Uh...

  • Eva: [Watching Igor chase Brain with an ax] Which play are they rehearsing?

    Scamper: It's called "Brain Dead."

    [Igor continues chasing Brain]

    Scamper: It should be a smash.

  • Igor: [voice over] That's Scamper, one of my most successful inventions.

    [Scamper drops a giant weight on himself, flattening himself]

    Igor: [voice over] I made him immortal, which is kind of a hassle for him, since he doesn't want to live.

    Scamper: [fills out again] Will *nothing* end this vicious cycle?

    Igor: [voice over] I also made him talk, which is a hassle for me, since he never shuts up.

  • Brain: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Why does *he* get to pull the switch?

    Scamper: Because I'm not an idiot, *Brian*.

    Brain: My name is not Brian!

    Scamper: Then you must have his jar.

    Igor: Stop! You can both pull the switch. On the count of three. One...

    [Scamper pulls the switch]

    Brain: Hey, no fair!

  • Scamper: [after escaping a trap and about to set Igor and Brain free also] What? Like this is the first time I've gnawed my own feet off?

  • [Scamper drinks a whole bottle of poison, twitches, and falls over, then... ]

    Scamper: Dang it. Still here.

  • Dr. Glickenstein: Now to take the old cow for a test drive!

    Igor: No, Master! The rocket is going to...!

    [the rocket explodes, scattering pieces of Glickenstein everywhere]

    Igor: Uh, yeah, that.

    Scamper: Finally! Now I can throw out that rug in the foyer, that thing is hideous.

    [off their looks]

    Scamper: We were all thinking it, I just said it.

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