Scalper Quotes in The Fan (1996)

[Gil tells a scalper who sells him over-priced tickets what he hates most about scalpers]

Gil Renard: You know what bugs me about guys like you?

Scalper: Like I care.

Gil Renard: You don't even care about the game.

Scalper: Check it out, man. The question you gotta ask yourself is how badly do you wanna see the greatest fucking rock and roll show on the fucking Earth, right? We're talking about Gene and Paul live, dog! I'm talking about the most voluptuous women hanging out in the audience. I'm talking big breasteses, and tight vesteses, my friend! You're talking people passing around joints in the audience. You're talking about fuckin' Detroit Rock City, brother.

[points to strip club]

Scalper: Shake your wee-wee!

Scalper: The scrotum is the devil's tobacco pouch!