Sassy Quotes in Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

Sassy: [after surviving the waterfall] Was that my sixth life? I'll just say it was my fourth.

[Chance sees a porcupine, but he doesn't know what it is]

Sassy: What is that?

Chance: I don't know. It's probably a squirrel having a really bad hair day.

Sassy: [as Hope's giving Sassy a particularly tight hug] Hope, sweetheart, Sassy can't breathe.

Shadow: Up and at 'em, you two. I found our breakfast.

Chance: Good, I hope it's garbage

Shadow: No, even better.

Sassy: With you two gourmets, I can just imagine

Chance: Well fine, just sit here and diet.

Sassy: Are you calling me fat?

Chance: Course not, for a hippopotamus!

[Runs into a tree]

Chance: I meant to do that!

Sassy: Ha ha! Serves you right.

[Chance is chewing apart an old shirt]

Sassy: Chance, stop! The blouse is dead!

Chance: That's right! And I have to shred it into teeny, tiny little pieces and I...

[gulps]

Chance: I swallowed a button.

Sassy: Oh, what a shame... Too bad it wasn't a zipper!

Chance: Hey, you better beat it powder puff before I turn you into dog meat!

Sassy: Oh, is that any way to speak to a petite dewdrop... you big flat-faced butt-sniffer?

[Chance barks and chases Sassy]

Fat Guy: Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty.

Sassy: "Here, kitty kitty kitty." Not on your life, chubby.

Fat Guy: Here, kitty kitty. Here, kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty.

Sassy: No, dummy dummy dummy dummy.

Sassy: [chased by the fat guy] This way, Thunder Butt.

Sassy: [the animals are re-united and running towards each other] My Boys! My Boys!

Chance: Sassy! Sassy! Sa...

[nearly steps in a hole]

Chance: Whoa, gopher hole!

Sassy: [seeing Chance eat greedily] I feel I'm going to be sick

[as Chance starts eating her unwanted food]

Sassy: Hey, now, *stop* it, that's *mine*

Chance: Yeah well, you snooze, you lose!

Sassy: Ugh! Canines!

Sassy: Oh, Chance. When will you grow up? That bear could've eaten you. Don't you realize how painful that would've been... for the bear?

Chance: [barking at raccoon in a tree]

Sassy: Oh, right! Like if you yap at it, it's going to come right down and ask you to eat it! Ha, pitiful!

Sassy: Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog.

Shadow: I thought you were gonna stay, pup.

Chance: Yeah, but I thought I should come along, in case you two needed protection.

Sassy: My hero! Guess I'm gonna have to stare at YOUR butt the whole way.

Sassy: It's like I said all along, poopsie: cats rule and dogs drool.

Chance: Get a life. Get nine of 'em.

Sassy: But it's true. Cats are smarter than dogs, and more attractive... and we don't drink from the toilet!

[Chance is chewing on an old boot]

Sassy: Do you have any idea where that's been?

Chance: Yeahhh. That's why I like it. You want some?

Sassy: I'm not really into leather.

Sassy: You just woke me up from a very deep catnap.

Chance: What's the matter, Sassy? Get up on the wrong side of the litter box?

Sassy: Even a great beauty needs her beauty sleep!

Chance: Beauty sleep? You'd have to sleep for, like, a month!

Chance: [seeing a poop] Wow! That's as big as Sassy!

Sassy: Thanks, precious.

Chance: Only it smells better!

Sassy: At least I don't roll in it like some species!

1st Dog at Pound: Hey, kitty!

2nd Dog at Pound: Yeah! Shake that tail, baby!

Sassy: I don't believe it. Cat calls.

Hope Burnford: Hungry?

Sassy: No.

Hope Burnford: But it's shrimp. You like shrimp.

Sassy: Yeah, well, I've still got those four pesky ounces still hanging on from last Christmas.

Sassy: [after Chance uses a see-saw to launch Sassy into the sandbox] He threw me in the big litterbox!

Chance: You want to shake a paw? Shake hands? Is that worth most of your food? All of your food? She doesn't even know how to shake right. You need training.

Sassy: You need the training.

Chance: Ah, great. And I suppose you know a better way?

Sassy: Yes. I'll get food by acting like I don't want food.

Chance: That's stupid.

Sassy: I'll prove it.

Chance: Oh, you don't have to prove it. I believe you're stupid.

Chance: [eating a shoe and talking to Shadow] Why don't you relax, Gramps?

[with mouth full]

Chance: Have yourself a shoe!

Shadow: [tuts in disgust] Pups!

Sassy: Have you any idea where that's been?

Chance: Oh, yeah. That's why I love it

Chance: I can't sleep. I'm too tired to sleep. And this place is scary. I don't like it here. It gives me the creeps.

Sassy: [trying to scare him] Oooooooohh!

Shadow: Enough, Sassy. Now sleep.

Shadow: That was good, Sassy. A full stomach sure feels good.

Chance: Yeah, you sure do serve a lot better than we do.

Sassy: [burps] Excuse me.

Chance: [Finds Sassy sleeping on the ground]

Chance: Well, look who's down in the dirt with the dogs.

Chance: Morning, honey.

[Licks Sassy]

Sassy: Ugh! Dog breath! Blah!

Sassy: Thanks, precious

Chance: You're welcome, cupcake

Sassy: Oh no. I'm with strangers.

Chance: This is the city. Only the strong survive.

Sassy: Oh, then you're a goner.

Sassy: Hurry, Chance! You don't want to miss dinner!

[Chance ignores her]

Sassy: It's amazing! I mention food, and he doesn't even move!

Shadow: Sassy, do you hear a truck?

Sassy: No, Shadow. I see a truck!

Chance: [going down a slide] Chance slides, and he's out of there!

Shadow: [following him down the slide] Chance, you're gonna kiiiiiiiilll me!

Sassy: [following them down the slide] Can someone tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?

Chance: It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty!

Sassy: Speaking of doody, I thought I smelled something

Sassy: Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains. I never cease to amaze myself.

Sassy: [after being dazed by Chance] I'm going to hurt you.

Chance: Ninty-nine cans of dog food on the wall, ninty-nine cans of dog food, EVERYBODY

Chance: [all join in] If one of those cans should happen to fall, ninety-eight cans of dog food on the wall.

Chance: Cats only!

Sassy: I hate this song!

Riley: Well, this is it. Home sweet home. Hey, it's nothing fancy, but the price is right, and nobody bothers us, so you guys can stay as long as you like.

Shadow: Thanks, Riley. You're very kind.

Sassy: Right, if he's so kind, why doesn't he help us find that bridge?

Shadow: We can't leave until we find Chance.

Sassy: Why not?

Shadow: You know you miss him.

Sassy: Okay, I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness.

Shadow: Oh, Sassy, stop it.

Sassy: And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him.

Chance: I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared one wee little...

[pees]

Chance: ... bit.

Sassy: Obviously.

Sassy: Nothing smells worse than wet dogs.

Chance: I welcome danger with open paws.

Sassy: And a constantly open mouth

[Sassy is in ametal tube that Chance has just rolled down the hill]

Sassy: Who got me on this ride?

Sassy: I'm going to hurt you.