Sargie Quotes in Necessary Roughness (1991)

McKenzie: [after Lucy is brought in as the team's kicker] Will ya look at that, they're putting a bloody Sheila on the team!

Sargie: We'll be the laughing stock of college football.

Charlie Banks: What do you think we are now?

Sargie: Hey guys, guys! Basic Losing is over.

Sargie: [yelling at two students who quit at the tryout] YOU CALL YOURSELF ARMADILLOS! THEN MOVE IT, YOU SORRY-ASS BUNCHES OF QUIVERING CIVILIAN SLIME!

[students leave as he addresses Coach Gennero]

Sargie: Sir, we haven't had this many deserters in the Republican Guard.

Coach Gennero: Son, are you all that you can be?

Sargie: [yelling] SIR, YES SIR!

Coach Gennero: A little too much.

Sargie: [softly] Sir, Yes Sir.

Coach Gennero: Move It!

Sargie: Sir, Yes Sir!