Sango Quotes in Inuyasha the Movie: Affections Touching Across Time (2001)

Miroku: As a token of my gratitude for helping our furry friend, would you ladies kindly consider bearing my children?

[Sango strikes him on the head with her weapon]

Miroku: Forgive me. It's hard to control myself around such beauties.

Sango: Who asked you?

Sango: Thanks so much, Miroku. You saved me from... hmm?

[Miroku is stroking her behind as usual]

Sango: [slaps Miroku] Keep your hands to yourself, pervert!

Miroku: You misunderstand. I was just making sure your flawless body wasn't harmed in anyway.

Sango: Not necessary, thank you!

Hatchi: No, please don't make me go there, master.

Miroku: Come with us, or be sucked into my wind tunnel.

Hatchi: Ah! Alright, alright! Crooked Monk!

[Hatchi transforms into his squash form while they are still in a cave, grinding Miroku and Sango into the wall]

Sango: Don't transform in this small space you fool!

Miroku: Now I'm really going to suck you up.

Ruri: Someone has interfered.

Hari: Our business here is done. Kirara!

Sango: Kirara?

[Hari has taken control over Kirara]

Sango: [to the hanyou children] Just be careful you don't become warped like Inuyasha!

Shippo: How come no one's coming to rescue ME?

[Miroku breaks his fall, catching him with his Shakujo staff]

Shippo: I've still got my whole life ahead of me!

Sango: We'd never abandon you!

Shippo: [sobbing] I was scared out of my wits!

Miroku: You're safe now.

[demon roars fiercely]

Miroku: Well, maybe I spoke a little too soon...

Sango: It seems that way.

[Shippo perches on Sango's shoulder]

Shippo: What'll we do?

[Sango looks shocked]

Miroku: [stroking Sango's butt] A touch of heaven to ease the tension of the moment!

[Sango growls, a slap is heard]

Miroku: Gyah!

Sango: Could you try and focus for once?

Miroku: Couldn't help myself...

Sango: [Miroku falls off Kilala at high altitude] Miroku!

Shippo: I'll catch ya! Transform!

[transforms into a large bird, flies and catches Miroku]

Miroku: Oh, I owe you one! You make a good albatross, Shippo.

Shippo: [despondently] I'm a hawk!

Miroku: Sango! I've missed you!

[hugs Sango]

Sango: Wha- Houshi-sama, what are you-?

[stiffens as Miroku is shown to be rubbing her bottom]

Miroku: Ah, how missed was this caress...

[Sango slaps Miroku]

Miroku: [holding his now-red cheek] Ah, how missed was this pain...