Sanford Quotes in Clerks (1994)

Sanford: Hey, Dante, I'm gonna grab a Gatorade, alright?

Dante Hicks: If you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's gonna grab one.

Sanford: So?

Dante Hicks: So, who's gonna pay for these Gatorades?

Sanford: What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker?

Dante Hicks: Hey, I have a responsibility here. I can't have everybody grabbing free drinks.

Sanford: Responsibility? What responsibility? You're closing the fucking store to play hockey!

Randal Graves: He's blunt, but he's got a point.

Dante Hicks: Will you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here?

Sanford: No, all I'm sayin' is, if you're gonna be insubordinate, you might as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.

Randal Graves: He's right, as if we're suddenly gonna have a run on Gatorade.

Sanford: Fuckin' A!

Dante Hicks: All right! Jesus! You fuckers are pushy!

Sanford: Hey, I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major.

Randal Graves: Design major.

Dante Hicks: Can we not talk about this?

Sanford: Fine by me, but you're living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker!