Sandwich Customer Quotes in Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Sandwich Customer: This cheese sandwich.

Gord Brody: What?

Sandwich Customer: It doesn't have enough cheese in it.

Gord Brody: Well... we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS.

[starts cramming all the cheese slices on the counter into the sandwich]

Gord Brody: So you can... have... all... the cheese... you want.

[throws the stack of cheese slices and bread at the customer]

Sandwich Customer: What the hell do you expect me to do with this?

Gord Brody: Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.

[customer walks out disgusted]

Gord Brody: Yooou... can... put... the... cheeese... in... your... bum...