Sandlot Kids Quotes in The Sandlot (1993)


Sandlot Kids Quotes:

  • [the Sandlot Kids and their arch-rivals come face-to-face]

    Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.

    Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!

    Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?

    Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.

    Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!

    Sandlot Kids: Yeah!

    Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.

    Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!

    Phillips: Shut up, idiot!

    Ham Porter: Moron!

    Phillips: Scab eater!

    Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!

    Phillips: Pus licker!

    Ham Porter: Fart smeller!

    Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.

    Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!

    Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

    Sandlot Kids: Yeah!

    Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

    Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!

    [entire group stands in shocked silence]

    Phillips: What did you say?

    Ham Porter: You heard me.

    Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.

    Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

  • Ham Porter: [mimicking Babe Ruth with a cigar in his mouth; can't understand him] Check this out. I'm the Great Bambino.

    Sandlot Kids: What?

    Ham Porter: [still can't understand him] I'm the Great Bambino!

    Sandlot Kids: What?

    Ham Porter: [takes cigar out of mouth] I'm the Great Bambino.

    Sandlot Kids: Oh!

    Smalls: Who's that?

    Smalls: [narrating] I had no idea what they were talking about.

    Ham Porter: What did he say?

    Bertram: What? Were you born in a barn, man?

    Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, what planet are you from?

    Smalls: [narrating] But there was no *way* I could let them know.

    Squints: You've never heard of the sultan of swat?

    Kenny: The titan of terror.

    Timmy: The colossus of clout!

    Tommy: The colossus of clout!

    Benny Rodriguez: The king of crash, man.

    Smalls: [narrating] So, I lied.

    Smalls: Oh! The Great Bambino. Of course. I thought you said the great Bambi.

    Ham Porter: That wimpy deer?

  • Sandlot Kids: [after Wendy Peffercorn pulls Squints from the pool] Squints! Come on Squints!

    Ham Porter: Come on Squints. Squints!

    Timmy: Come on, Squints, come on!

    Scotty Smalls: [shouts] Come on, Squints. You can do it! Pull through, bud!

    Benny Rodriguez: Come on, man, come on!

    Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.

    Tommy: Squints! Come on man!

    Bertram: My God, he looks like a dead fish.

    Sandlot Kids: [Squints opens his eyes and smiles] *What*?

    Wendy Peffercorn: [Squints kisses Wendy]

    [muffled scream]

    Wendy Peffercorn: *Ugh!* *Little pervert!*

    Timmy: Aww, man, he's in deep *shit!*

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