SanDeE* Quotes in L.A. Story (1991)
Harris: SanDeE*, your... your breasts feel weird.
SanDeE*: Oh, that's 'cause they're real.
Harris: I don't think we should make love, all right?
SanDeE*: Okay, we'll just have sex.
[after they get enemas together]
SanDeE*: So, what do you think?
Harris: I think it was a total washout.
SanDeE*: God, it really clears out your head.
Harris: Head? Head? You should go back in there and tell them they're doing it wrong. Well, it was a great lunch and enema, thanks.
Harris: But then I'd just be using you to get back at her!
SanDeE*: I don't mind.
Harris: Let's go!
SanDeE*: I'm studying to be a spokesmodel.
Harris: What is, what is a spokesmodel?
SanDeE*: Um, it's just a model who speaks, you know, and she points at things like merchandise, you know, like a car or washer and dryer. Sometimes it's something really small, you know, like, like a book or fine art print.
Harris: They have classes for that?
SanDeE*: Yeah, 'cause it's a lot harder than it looks.
Harris: There are two reasons for the ridiculous detour I was about to embark on...
[SanDeE* is leaving work]
Harris: Are you closed?
SanDeE*: Ya. Sorry.
Harris: The first reason was: I believed a relationship with Sara was impossible...
[SanDeE* "spinning" in the rain]
Harris: And the second reason was: I was a big, dumb male.
SanDeE*: I don't put any pressure on you, do I?
Harris: Not at all... I don't pressure you, do I?
SanDeE*: No, no, I just don't think there should be any pressure.
Harris: No. Tell me if I pressure you.
SanDeE*: OK. And you too, but don't feel like you have to.
SanDeE*: [on the beach] Is it OK to spin here?
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