SanDeE* Quotes in L.A. Story (1991)

Harris: SanDeE*, your... your breasts feel weird.

SanDeE*: Oh, that's 'cause they're real.

Harris: I don't think we should make love, all right?

SanDeE*: Okay, we'll just have sex.

[after they get enemas together]

SanDeE*: So, what do you think?

Harris: I think it was a total washout.

SanDeE*: God, it really clears out your head.

Harris: Head? Head? You should go back in there and tell them they're doing it wrong. Well, it was a great lunch and enema, thanks.

Harris: But then I'd just be using you to get back at her!

SanDeE*: I don't mind.

Harris: Let's go!

SanDeE*: I'm studying to be a spokesmodel.

Harris: What is, what is a spokesmodel?

SanDeE*: Um, it's just a model who speaks, you know, and she points at things like merchandise, you know, like a car or washer and dryer. Sometimes it's something really small, you know, like, like a book or fine art print.

Harris: They have classes for that?

SanDeE*: Yeah, 'cause it's a lot harder than it looks.

Harris: There are two reasons for the ridiculous detour I was about to embark on...

[SanDeE* is leaving work]

Harris: Are you closed?

SanDeE*: Ya. Sorry.

Harris: The first reason was: I believed a relationship with Sara was impossible...

[SanDeE* "spinning" in the rain]

Harris: And the second reason was: I was a big, dumb male.

SanDeE*: I don't put any pressure on you, do I?

Harris: Not at all... I don't pressure you, do I?

SanDeE*: No, no, I just don't think there should be any pressure.

Harris: No. Tell me if I pressure you.

SanDeE*: OK. And you too, but don't feel like you have to.

SanDeE*: [on the beach] Is it OK to spin here?