Samantha James Quotes in Just Friends (2005)

Samantha James: [singing on her guitar] Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time, time, time, time, timmmmmmeee! Time.

Samantha James: I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans?

Chris: Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire.

Samantha James: God, I wanna lick your skin off!

Chris: I'd prefer you didn't.

Samantha James: Do you really have my poster on your wall?

Mike: Yeah.

Samantha James: Do you ever...

Mike: All the time!

Samantha James: How many times a day?

Mike: Eight.

Samantha James: *Eight?* Ooh that's hot!

Mike: You're hot.

Samantha James: I know! I know.

Mike: [Samantha has found out that Chris is seeing someone else] The jig is up! Run!

Samantha James: You son of a bitch!

Chris: Samantha! You're here! Shit!

Samantha James: There she is. There's the little slut you've been banging behind my back!

Old Woman: Me?

Samantha James: Not you, wrinkles.

[Points at Jamie]

Samantha James: Her!

Jamie Palamino: Who are you?

Samantha James: I'm Samantha James, bitch!

[Shoves Jamie]

Jamie Palamino: Don't shove me!

[Shoves Samantha back]

Samantha James: You're a whore! Santa's little whore! Santa's little whore!

Jamie Palamino: Get off!

Mike: [In an excited, high pitched voice] Cat fight!

Samantha James: [on voicemail] Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I talked to my sponsor and I owe you an apology.

[phone beeps]

Samantha James: It's Samantha. Call me!

[phone beeps]

Samantha James: It's Samantha!

Chris' Mom: [phone beeps] Hello Joyce? Joyce?

Samantha James: [Chris is wrestling Samantha to make her stop using her taser gun on him] Oooohhh yes! Go-Time!

Chris: Hey! Hey! It's not Go-Time! This isn't how it works Samantha! You can't force or... or torture someone into liking you!

Samantha James: [Rolls her eyes] Oooh, the big speech!

Chris: No! You just have to put yourself out there and hope that they like you back! This isn't a game! This is my LIFE!

Samantha James: Oh yeah! This is MY life! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not the most boring person ever! Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! I'm sorry I...

[Chris starts walking out]

Samantha James: ... I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! I'm sorry I'm not... Hey! Where you going?

Samantha James: [in a crowded bar, Chris is talking with Jamie, while Samantha is waiting for him at the door] Chris! Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris...

Chris: I'm busy!

Samantha James: I'm busy too, stupid dick!

Mike: [Speaking to Chris about Samantha] It's OK. She's got her toothpaste.

Samantha James: [eating the toothpaste] Blueberry.

Clark: We're married!

Chris: Married?

Samantha James: MARRIED!

Darla: We have a son, his name is TJ!

Samantha James: TJ!

Samantha James: [hiding under huge earmuffs ,saying hi... hi... hi... hi... ] Chris, let's get it to go people are staring at me.

[Not one person in the restaurant is looking at her]

Samantha James: Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?

Samantha James: You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.

Samantha James: Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor.

[Samantha looks at Jamie and hisses at her]

Samantha James: It's all right, I like other girls. Darla!

Samantha James: Whoopsie! I'm naked.

Samantha James: But I'm not ready for a gig.

Chris: Of course you are.

Samantha James: No... no. No! This is a bad idea Chris!

Chris: God I am so stupid!

Samantha James: No you aren't baby.

Chris: Here I am trying to make you into an artist when you're just a pop bubblegum sensation. But that's okay. Paris, here we come.

Samantha James: But I am an artist... I am an artist... Hey! I am an artist!

Chris: Good. You ready to do this?

Samantha James: I was born ready bitch.

Samantha James: Get off me, God Boy!

Mike: Samantha James, it is an honor. I have your poster on my wall, but you are so much hotter in person.

Samantha James: [coyly] I know!

Samantha James: [Samantha shoves Mike against the bathroom wall] Where's Chris!

Mike: I'll never tell you anything!

Samantha James: Oh yeah?

[Passionately tongue kisses Mike]

Mike: Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh! Oh!

Samantha James: Ahhhhhh...

[Backs away]

Mike: He's with his lover!