Samantha Belmont Quotes in Night of the Comet (1984)

Samantha Belmont: You were born with an asshole, Doris, you don't need Chuck.

[When her MAC-10 jams during target practice]

Samantha Belmont: See, this is the problem with these things. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.

Samantha Belmont: [calling across the street to the others after Regina pushes the crosswalk button] What are you waiting for?

Hector Gomez: We're waiting for the light to change.

Regina Belmont: We DO NOT cross against the light!

Samantha Belmont: [looks at the red crosswalk light] Are you nuts, auntie Regina?

Regina Belmont: [sighs] You may as well face the facts Samantha. The whole burden of civilization has fallen upon us.

Samantha Belmont: What's that supposed to mean?

Regina Belmont: It MEANS we do not cross against the light!

Samantha Belmont: [walks out into the street] That's totally stupid, there's nobody here! See, we're talking ghost town!

Regina Belmont: [a convertible comes speeding around the corner, Samantha jumps out of the way to avoid getting hit, Regina says to Brian] See what happens?

Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: [the convertible turns around and comes to a stop by Samantha] God, I'm sorry but you shouldn't cross against the light like that.

Samantha Belmont: You're not gonna blame me because the phone went dead. I'm not the phone company. Nobody's the phone company anymore!

Samantha Belmont: They're around.

Regina Belmont: They're not around.

Samantha Belmont: Look, if you're trying to scare me, you're doing it okay?

Regina Belmont: I'm not trying to scare you.

Samantha Belmont: Then stop it!

Regina Belmont: I'm not doing it! You try calling someone. Not just your pep squad. Anyone. Nobody's home!

Regina Belmont: Do you have your MasterCard on you?

Samantha Belmont: No.

Regina Belmont: Good, because you don't need it. THE STORES ARE OPEN!

Regina Belmont: [sitting on police car] What are you going to do when your complexion freaks out? Dermatologist is dead, ya know?

Samantha Belmont: I know, and I'm getting a rash or something too.

Regina Belmont: Oh, God! You and your rashes!

Samantha Belmont: Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous.

Samantha Belmont: So you guys are geniuses?

Audrey White: Yeah - or we thought we were.

Samantha Belmont: We had a couple of geniuses at school... they're both wimps.

Sarah: [to the scientist who want her to breathe nitrous oxide] I don't know, my parents told me never to breathe anything from strangers.

Regina Belmont: [Regina comes in to rescue the kids with a revolver] Hey, get your hands up.

[the scientists and kids raise their hands and Regina picks up the toy bunny Sarah dropped]

Regina Belmont: What are you guys doing?

Sarah: They said if we breathe this, we can go to the North Pole to see Santa Clause.

Regina Belmont: That's so sick!

Samantha Belmont: [Samantha appears out of nowhere] Hey!

[Regina turns and fires at the voice, Samantha narrowly ducks and avoids the shot]

Samantha Belmont: Holy shit!

Brian: Whoa.

Regina Belmont: Sam?

Samantha Belmont: [with her hands up] I give, I give.

Regina Belmont: They said you were dead!

Samantha Belmont: [with a triumphant smile] They were exaggerating totally.

Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: [Danny stops next to Samantha after he almost hit her with his Mercedes convertible] Gawd, I'm sorry but you shouldn't cross against the light like that. Hey, you guys are survivors too, huh?

Samantha Belmont: [looks upward and mouths] Thank you.

Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: What?

Samantha Belmont: Nothing. Great car!

Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: Thanks, I have 23 of em'. You want to go for a ride?

Samantha Belmont: More than you know.

Hector Gomez: [to Regina] We don't know anything about this guy. Where's he from? What's his name?

Samantha Belmont: What's your name?

Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: Danny Mason Keener.

Samantha Belmont: [to the others] Danny Mason Keener, okay?

Regina Belmont: Yeah, alright, well - just be back by midnight, okay?

Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: Midnight?

Samantha Belmont: [with mock sincerity] The burden of civilization is on us, okay?

Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: [smiling] Oh yeah. Bitchin', isn't it?

[last lines]

Samantha Belmont: [to Regina] I just had it out with Doris once and for all again.

Samantha Belmont: So did you make it with him last night?

Regina Belmont: Who?

Samantha Belmont: The Good Humor man, who do you think?

Regina Belmont: Geez, is that what's bugging you?

Samantha Belmont: That's no answer, man!

Regina Belmont: No I didn't make it with him last night. Why are you so weirded out?

Samantha Belmont: Oh right Reg, why should I be weirded out? My sister, who swiped every guy I ever had my eye on, has now swiped the last guy in the whole freaked out world!

Samantha Belmont: Doris, Reggie's on the phone.

Doris Belmont: She's not having car trouble?

Samantha Belmont: She's going to be out all night with her science class at the observatory. I know all about it.

Regina Belmont: Yeah. Hi, Doris.

Doris Belmont: What's this about a science class, Regina?

Regina Belmont: Well, you want me to do better in science don't you?

Doris Belmont: I want you home in 5 minutes after you finish work. If you want to watch the comet, you can do it here.

Regina Belmont: Look, Doris. Like, I'm 18 okay? And I can watch the comet where ever I want to watch the comet.