Sam Weston Quotes in Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Phil Weston: Hi, I'm Phil Weston and this is my son, Sam. I'm new to coffee... I was wondering if you could mix half of the regular version with half of the decaffinated version?

Beantown Employees: [to coworker, annoyed] Half-caff...

Beantown Customers: Right, Half-caff.

Phil Weston: A Half-caff!

[to Sam]

Phil Weston: We're gonna have a Half-caff.

Sam Weston: [to customer] We're gonna have a Half-caff.

Beantown Customers: [annoyed] Yay.

Beantown Employees: Half-caff.

Phil Weston: Thanks.

[takes a sip, it's way too hot and he drops the coffee]

Phil Weston: Yowww! Mother of Pearl!

Beantown Employees: [more pissed now] You shoulda waited for the jacket.

Phil Weston: Right... I just got too eager. Uh...

Beantown Employees: [to coworker] 'nother Half-caff!

Beantown Customers: [more pissed] Right, 'nother Half-caff!

Sam Weston: Dad, you're getting a little creepy.

Phil Weston: I know, let's all bay at the moon.

Sam Weston: What?

Phil Weston: You know, howl at the moon... like this. Owwwwooooo... owooo... ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwoooo!

Neighbor: Shut up out there!

Phil Weston: You shut up in THERE!

[continues howling, and all the kids join in; momentarily, a pack of snarling dogs charge into the yard]

Sam Weston: You gotta lighten up.

Phil Weston: He started it!

Sam Weston: How do you say pizza in Italian?

Gian Piero: Pizza!

Sam Weston: How do you say "spaghetti"?

Gian Piero: Spaghetti!

Ambrose: Italian's easy.

Sam Weston: Why are you whispering?

Phil Weston: For dramatic effect.