Sam Carey Quotes in The Reunion (2011)

Leo Carey: You know, there's no "I" in team, Sammie boy.

Sam Carey: No, but there's an "I" in family, and I'm still the oldest. So shut up.

Leo Carey: [seeing their dead father wearing glasses] They expect him to do a lot of reading?

Nina Carey: Oh, yeah. The undertaker thought it would look more natural.

Leo Carey: I can't read when it's hot. By the pool in Vegas? I don't know how they do it. We're talkin' Baghdad hot where you're goin', old man.

Sam Carey: It's a dry heat.

Nina Carey: Would you please show some respect?

Douglas Carey: I need quiet when I read. He should have plenty of that.

Leo Carey: [starts cackling] That was funny, kid.

Douglas Carey: It wasn't supposed to be funny.

Leo Carey: What was your name again?

Leo Carey: So, what do you think of the kid?

Sam Carey: No way he came from the old man's loins.

Leo Carey: Why you say that?

Sam Carey: He's not a big enough asshole.

Leo Carey: Are you actually admitting you're an asshole?

Sam Carey: We're both assholes.