Salza Quotes in Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (1991)

Goku: [after Gohan and Krillin are attacked by Salza, Neiz, and Doore] My name is Goku! These are my friends!

Salza: Hmmm... Goku! This is the Saiyan that destroyed Frieza!

Doore: You don't say? Let's kill 'im!

Neiz: Yeah, I wanna kill the guy who killed Frieza.

Salza: Destroying Frieza was a feat a few could pull off. You may be a prestigious kill for us.

Goku: So who are you guys anyway?

Salza, Neiz, Doore: We are Cooler's Armored Squadron!

Goku: Great! There goes our camping trip!

Doore: [Doore and Salza are blasting nonstop in order to locate Goku] Attention to detail, that's why we're the best! We're so darn thorough. Heh heh heh heh...

Salza: Yeah. We always get the monkey!

Salza: [after kicking kicking Gohan away] Heh heh heh. Kids, they never know their limits. Now it's time to take care of the sick and wounded. It must have been a fluke. I don't see how a guy like this could've possibly killed Frieza.

[Salza's scouter goes haywire]

Salza: Huh? What's this? Impossible. I'm picking up a power level that's going off the scale! But the Saiyan was barely alive! The only other one there was that pig! It couldn't be the pig, could it? Huh?

[Salza's scouter explodes]

Salza: Ah! What the heck's going on?

[Salza spots Goku]

Salza: Huh... ah... it's you...

Krillin: Goku...

Goku: Hmph! Hang in there. You did great! I'm proud of you!

[Gohan collapses]

Goku: Gohan! Rest easy son! Hurting innocent people is something I don't tolerate.

Salza: Uh... uh... he's healed! But... h-how?

Goku: If I were you, I'd get off this planet. Trust me, you don't want any of this!

Cooler: Oh, but I do Saiyan. I do.

Salza: Huh?

Cooler: Salza?

Salza: Yes, Lord Cooler.

Cooler: Perhaps you could do me a little favor.

[Cooler is holding Piccolo's unconscious body]

Cooler: Tell me, what should I do with this Namek?

Goku: Grr... put him down Frieza!

Salza: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is Frieza's brother you imbecile, wake up! This is Lord Cooler, the most illustrious fighter in the universe. Soon, you will be at his mercy.