Saleslady Quotes in Kitten with a Whip (1964)

[David is in a clothing shop buying clothes for Jody]

Saleslady: Why, David, I thought I'd never find you in ladies' underwear.

Regina: Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?

Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.

Saleslady: May I help you

Monty: No, we're just browsing

Saleslady: How long do you intend to browse

Monty: that lady over there, You didn't ask her how long she's going to browse.

Saleslady: You don't look like browsers

Nicky: Yeah, what do browsers look like.

Monty: Yeah, maybe I'm half browser.

Nicky: Yeah, on his mother's side.

Mrs. Marshall: [Mary picks up an evening dress in a dress shop] You like this one, don't you, Mary?

Mary Marshall: It's lovely.

Mrs. Marshall: Then you're going to have it.

Mary Marshall: Oh, no. Uh-uh.

Mrs. Marshall: Now, you listen to me, Mary. You can't wear the same clothes day after day, your soldier boy's going to get tired of them.

Mary Marshall: Well, I've been fooling him well enough so far. I've been wearing one blouse after another. I don't need a dress, dear.

Mrs. Marshall: Now, Zach's made a big thing of inviting us all to this New Year's Eve party. You can't wear a suit.

Mary Marshall: Uh-uh. I'll manage.

Mrs. Marshall: Henry and I have talked it over. We want you to have a dress.

[Mary shakes her head]

Mrs. Marshall: Oh, Henry will be so disappointed if you don't accept it.

Mary Marshall: Darling, I'll only be able to wear it once. It'll be out of style in three years.

Mrs. Marshall: Then we'll burn it. Miss?

Saleslady: Yes?

Mrs. Marshall: My niece would like to try on this dress.

Saleslady: Oh, it'll be fine on you.

Mrs. Marshall: Go on, dear. Try it on.

Mary Marshall: Well, all right. I'll try it on.

Mary Marshall: [Trying on the dress in the dressing room] How much is this dress?

Saleslady: Sixty-nine dollars.

Mary Marshall: Oh? Would you take the tag off, please?

[Handing her some money]

Mary Marshall: Look, here's thirty dollars. And when my aunt asks you the price, will you tell her that it's thirty-nine instead of sixty-nine dollars?

Saleslady: It's a bargain.

Mary Marshall: Thank you.

Mrs. Marshall: [Saleslady leaves the dressing room, and joins Mrs. Marshall outside] Miss, how much was that dress?

Saleslady: Thirty-nine dollars.

Mrs. Marshall: Look, I'll give you twenty dollars. When I ask you again, how much it was, you tell me it's nineteen dollars.

Mary Marshall: [coming out of the dressing room] Do you like it?

Mrs. Marshall: Oh, it's darling on you.

Mary Marshall: Isn't it sweet?

Mrs. Marshall: It was made for you. Um, Miss, how much is this dress?

Saleslady: Nineteen dollars.

Mrs. Marshall: Oh, that's a wonderful buy.

[Mary realizes what happened and laughs]