Sal Macelli Quotes in Innocent Blood (1992)
Sal Macelli Quotes:
Sal Macelli: What's this?
Gilly: It's a - a toaster.
Sal Macelli: It's a Toast-R-Oven. Whoa. Hey, it's a nice one. A lot of buttons. Hit this button, pops open. You could put anything in here. A slice of pizza; pastry. You pop it in, comes out. Crust is crisp. Microwave don't do that. You ever tried cooking calzone in a microwave? Comes out like a limp dick.
[after becoming a vampire]
Sal Macelli: I can hear an angel fart.
Sal Macelli: Prepare yourself for a little bit of Heaven.
[presents a dish of mussels and garlic]
Marie: Non for me thanks.
Sal Macelli: Hey, mangia, mangia. You're a good looking broad but I gotta tell you, a little meat on the bones it never goes out of style. Mussels and garlic, from Munafo's for Christ's sake, come on.
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