Saitine Quotes in Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Clyde: Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. Why is that?

Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh... well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game.

Saitine: Happy anniversary, Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Satan.

Saitine: Uh, it's "Saitine".

Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. But here's the thing... I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.

[the Bad-Anon members gasp]

Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph!

M. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you?

Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life?

Zombie: Yes.

Clyde: Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be.

Zangief: Hey, one game at a time, Ralph.

Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation.

Clyde, Saitine, Cyborg, M. Bison, Zombie, Zangief, Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be then me.