RZA Quotes in Scary Movie 3 (2003)

U-God: You stepped on my shoe, bitch!

Redman: Man, call me a bitch again and I'll park your truck - dead in yo ass.

Macy Gray: DAMN, HOMEY!

CJ: Hey yo, they comin! Over here!

RZA: If I was you, son, I'd bust this shit right now.

Method Man: Ya Momma!

U-God: I got your number, too, homey.

Master P: He ain't gonna bust nuthin. I got nuts bigger than him.

RZA: Oh, yeah, I'll roll up on you too - country ass maple syrup eatin' nigga.

Master P: Ya'll want some biscuits? You want some biscuits?

[Macy Gray kills everybody, including herself, with a bazooka]

President Harris: These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hos.

GZA: Want some tea?

RZA: Yea, splash me.

GZA: It's all herbals, man. No caffeine.

RZA: That's what I'm talking about. No caffeine. Caffeine is ridiculous right now, man.

GZA: Tell me about it.

RZA: Caffeine leads to depression, makes you all irritable, have your heart beating fast. Faster heart rate, you know what I mean? And worse than anything, you drink that coffee, it gives you the shits, you know what I mean? So I try to stay away from that.

GZA: I'm off that shit, anyway.

RZA: Crisp and clean. No caffeine.

Bill Murray: [Coughs] Doc, what could I do for this cough?

RZA: Shit, I was just thinking about that. Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide...

Bill Murray: We got that for cuts and stuff.

RZA: ...take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do *not* swallow. You spit it out. Don't swallow, Bill Murray.

GZA: And if that doesn't work, try oven cleaner.

Bill Murray: We got that in the back, too.