Rusty Duritz Quotes in The Kid (2000)

Rusty Duritz: So, I'm forty, I'm not married, I don't fly jets, and I don't have a dog? I grow up to be a loser.

Rusty Duritz: Isn't it cool we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time?

Russ Duritz: Yes. I'll cherish this moment for a lifetime.

Rusty Duritz: How old are you?

Russ Duritz: Forty. In a couple days.

Rusty Duritz: That is old! I'm turning eight. In a couple days.

Russ Duritz: Eight. You're eight. I'm eight.

Rusty Duritz: This is scary.

Russ Duritz: No. This is hilarious.

Rusty Duritz: Holy smokes... 99 channels and there's nothing on!

Rusty Duritz: When do I learn how to drive?

Russ Duritz: When you're sixteen.

Rusty Duritz: When do I get a car?

Russ Duritz: When you're eighteen.

Rusty Duritz: When do I get a hickey?

Russ Duritz: [smile] When you're seventeen.

Rusty Duritz: When do I find out what a hickey is?

Russ Duritz: Not tonight.

Rusty Duritz: Am I in trouble?

[wiping his runny nose on his hand and going to wipe it on the car seat]

Russ Duritz: You're going to be in *trouble* if you wipe that snot on my calfskin seat, don't do it!

Russ Duritz: What's done is done.

Rusty Duritz: Yeah.

Russ Duritz: But, hey, today's your birthday. Happy birthday, kid.

Rusty Duritz: [watching airplane take off] Wow! Look at us go!

Russ Duritz: Yeah, look at us go... Look at us go, kid.