Russell Gettis Quotes in Bad Teacher (2011)

Russell Gettis: That was a nice thing you did for him.

Elizabeth Halsey: He was going through a difficult time.

Russell Gettis: I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?

Elizabeth Halsey: I'm not wearing any.

Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.

Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.

Shawn: LeBron is a better rebounder and passer.

Russell Gettis: LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships.

Shawn: That's your only argument?

Russell Gettis: It's the only argument I need Shawn!

Scott Delacorte: Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right?

Russell Gettis: Ya know, that's actually not true, Scott. I'm writing a song right now called 855824177 ext. 777.

Russell Gettis: Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.

Russell Gettis: So i heard about the whole engagement thing. That blows.

Elizabeth Halsey: Did you know i walk in on him trying to fuck his dog. Peanut Butter everywhere.