Russel Quotes in Roadkill (1989)


Russel Quotes:

  • Ramona: Russel, are you really a serial killer?

    Russel: Well, I've never really killed anyone before, but that's what I'm shooting for. That's my ambition. I know it's a hard profession, and it's a competive field and getting tougher every year. You have to kill about 20 people now before you're taken seriously, But let's face it, what other options do I have? There's not a lot of opportunities up here for social mobility. I mean you can either become a hockey player or take up a life of crime. And I have weak ankles, so there you go.

  • Russel: It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand cue.

    Wayne Campbell: Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job...

  • [last lines]

    Cassandra: I love you, Wayne.

    Wayne Campbell: I love you, Cassandra.

    Dreamwoman: I love you, Garth.

    Garth Algar: I love you, dreamwoman.

    Noah Vanderhoff: You know, ever since I did your show, kids are looking at me in a whole new way.

    Terry: I love you, man.

    Russel: And I love you. Because I've learned that Platonic love *can* exist between two grown men.

    Benjamin: And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America - almost to the top - but it can't get you everything.

    Wayne Campbell: Isn't it great that we're all better people?


    Wayne CampbellGarth Algar: FISHED IN!

  • Benjamin: Have you spoken to Wayne about the Vanderhoff spot?

    Russel: Yes, briefly. He was not very receptive.

    Benjamin: Oh really? Well I'll explain it to him that it's not a choice. It's in his contract

    Russel: Oh. Well Wayne will understand that right away... NOT!

    [Ben glares at Russ]

    Russel: Excuse me!

  • Russel: [On his son being a serial murderer] You know when a dog bites you... you can either chain him up... or put him down

    Richard Dane: [Shocked] You're gonna kill your own son?

    Russel: I can't well chain him up now... can I?

  • [Last lines]

    Freddy: Are you really my father?

    Russel: As far as I know.

  • Russel: You think Im vain. Cause I like myself? I like my suit. Dont you like my suit? You like my tie? Cute? How about the rest of me? My eyes, hair, profile. Legs long enough?

    [Gestures at stomach]

    Russel: Mmm, flat.

  • Russel: What do you do at home? Stare at the wall and go quietly crazy?

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